Craig Kubiszewski

Jesus is my King. Megan is my wife.

10,000 lakes to the Rocky Mountains.

[Craig Kubiszewski @CraigKubz]

Work emails be like:

“Uh oh! You haven’t updated your BlunkoSphere in MerchanTech!”

[Craig Kubiszewski @CraigKubz]

@flatironschurch The thief on the cross. I’d ask “what made you believe?”

[Craig Kubiszewski @CraigKubz]

Happy just another day of the week to all you “dog moms” out there. #MothersDay2023 #dogsarentchildren

[Craig Kubiszewski @CraigKubz]

Amazon: Buy lots of stuff
eBay: Buy other people’s stuff
Etsy: Buy something someone made for you
Zillow: Ask the bank to buy something for you
NSync: bye, bye, bye.

[Craig Kubiszewski @CraigKubz]

Me: I’d like a pepperoni pizza please.

@PapaJohns: so one pepperoni pizza and an e-mail everyday asking you how it was, anything else?

Me: no

[Craig Kubiszewski @CraigKubz]

Sooo…I guess cranberries just be hanging out in the water then?

[Craig Kubiszewski @CraigKubz]

My money don’t jiggle jiggle, it is direct deposited into my bank account.

[Craig Kubiszewski @CraigKubz]

Lord, give me the confidence of a middle aged woman who snaps at her husband for being in the wrong line, when he in fact is in the right line.

[Craig Kubiszewski @CraigKubz]

Working at a tech company is like

“Hey make sure you ComCentre me the Marketly report so that we can CalPal the client and setup the account through NourishCRM. Then we’ll need to update BonsaiBase to reflect the deal on Jumpster so we can all get paid through DealZip.”

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Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has gone, the new has come! God was reconciling the world to himself in Christ, not counting men’s sins against them. (2 Corinthians 5:17, 19)
#flatironschurch

[Craig Kubiszewski @CraigKubz]

Do clowns have to pay more for shoe shines?

[Craig Kubiszewski @CraigKubz]

@halz_balz Although I’m a big deal in the VOC (Voice-over community) I can’t take credit for the Evolve gig.

[Craig Kubiszewski @CraigKubz]

It took me this long to realize I had a favorite pair of basketball shorts. #Quarentine

[Craig Kubiszewski @CraigKubz]

“Let’s package the flour in paper!”

“But won’t it constantly be spilling out?”

[Craig Kubiszewski @CraigKubz]

Introverts: “People should all just stay home for like a month or two.

“...because of the corona virus?”

Introverts: “...the what??”

[Craig Kubiszewski @CraigKubz]

@hallemichelle_ I actually forgot how to leave the house this morning. I was like “do I need things?” The answer is yes, I needed keys.

[Halle B @halz_balz]

Some of you were not self soothers as children and it shows

[Craig Kubiszewski @CraigKubz]

@ErikLindeen @mackbrock @elevation_wrshp @flatironschurch Just visiting. Watch it online. Ties in with Jim’s message.

[Craig Kubiszewski @CraigKubz]

My thoughts during church tonight: “ this new guy is totally killing this song! Awesome!“
....a few moments later

“ oh wait, it’s actually @mackbrock...he totally wrote this song.”
#ressurecting #winning @elevation_wrshp @flatironschurch