Craig, the Martian

The very disease you pretend to be.

[Craig, the Martian @CraigMartian]

@ThoTechtical À

[Humans of The Sesh @humansofthesesh]

BLUE TICK WE OUT HERE

[Craig, the Martian @CraigMartian]

Ay @tylerthecreator it’s November! Do a backflip, skrrr, you’re back ❤️

[Craig, the Martian @CraigMartian]

@cizzawizard Happened to me fact and probably @CalvinFry and @LukeDonegan and most likely also @BlueCornPie too ngl

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

tonight
RICK VS POTUS
11:30pm on adult swim

The end of Season 3

This will be the last new episode for a while, so gather your loved ones and squanch your hearts out.

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

Final book cover with quotes. In shops oct 27. Thrilled I am

[Jim @Jimpetuous]

LIFEHACK:
1) buy a parrot
2) train him to call your elected representatives and beg them to not take your health care away

[Gengar FAVtasma 😈 @GengarFantasma]

Jaque mate

[Craig, the Martian @CraigMartian]

@BanksyGPM @enews My boii never fails 😂

[Danika Grumley @danikagrumley10]

Sometimes I stay out for the weekend n my own Mam doesn't even realise https://t.co/p5bUq2WN7e

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

FUCK YOU. Keep it, you Gowl

[Craig, the Martian @CraigMartian]

@paddypower Fucking snakes

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

Did anyone else know what a talented artist Jim Carrey is? I had no idea.

[Craig, the Martian @CraigMartian]

@mytaxi_ie @mytaxi THEY REPLIED AS SOON AS I TWEETED #SHOOK

[Craig, the Martian @CraigMartian]

Charged €128.02 for a €12.80 fare, wouldn't mind but @mytaxi_ie havn't answered a single email in 4 days. Driver said it'd take a day. #LIES

[Chris Brown @chrisbrown]

If u can't look me in my eyes when u talk to me, you scared or have something to hide.

[Craig, the Martian @CraigMartian]

What's this?