@aliveness_ape Whats next week’s appointments,
An arsonist to oversee the fire department, a bank robber to audit city finances, and for traffic safety, putting a DUI offender in charge and calling it “progressive”
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@aliveness_ape City officials say critics are overreacting, which is reassuring, because nothing says public safety like telling residents to calm down while you double down on insanity.
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@aliveness_ape That’s just the city council asking, “What if we tried the worst possible idea, and then really committed to it?”
Apparently, the council believes in “lived experience.”
Which is great, but usually not when the job is overseeing law enforcement.
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