Craig Ferguson

[Craig Ferguson @CraigSFerguson3]

@marcmaron Congrats

[Craig Ferguson @CraigSFerguson3]

@MarvelStrikeF Ant-man

[Craig Ferguson @CraigSFerguson3]

@arielhelwani @SportsCenter You suck now

[Craig Ferguson @CraigSFerguson3]

@arielhelwani Full of shit @espn

[Shaheen Al-Shatti @shaunalshatti]

The night before his Hall of Fame induction, this is what Matt Serra is doing. https://t.co/zrZL5BLTrv

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Scientists warn that constant fear and anger are bad for our health, while being compassionate and warm-hearted contributes to our physical and mental well-being. Therefore, just as we observe physical hygiene to stay well, we need to cultivate a kind of emotional hygiene too.

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

Good for Matt Groening. Give the mob an inch and they’ll come for all of Springfield.

[Craig Ferguson @CraigSFerguson3]

@LanaRhoades show don't tell

[danawhite @danawhite]

Houston need your help! Courtney Roland was last seen the evening of 1/6 in the Heights. She texted her roommate she was being followed by suspicious man in a blue truck. She was driving a '15 Silver Jeep Cherokee Plate HZC7778. PLEASE call HPD missing person 832-394-1840 w/ info

[Max Holloway @BlessedMMA]

thanks @ufc fans! hey @danawhite the fighter of the year gets to choose where he fights next right? 🤙🏻 #UFCHawaii https://t.co/5BvBZtDzof

[Renzo Gracie @RenzoGracieBJJ]

Ten years ago he was walking by our academy and at 47 years old he said.. I would love to do that.. if I had at least began 10 years ago.. He walked in anyway, and 11 years later here he is... My Scottish brother is a honor to welcome you to this s very select family.. 🤜🏼💥🤛🏼

[Nathan Diaz @NateDiaz209]

Shutup bitch.
Your both thirsty .... https://t.co/rAxwMIByUA

[Shaheen Al-Shatti @shaunalshatti]

Andrei Arlovski: “I still have a couple more years in this.” #UFCNorfolk

[Craig Ferguson @CraigSFerguson3]

@lthomasnews Just need something to complain about ey.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

I got a bunch of messages today from people in New Zealand pissed off that I made fun of people… https://t.co/qfBfRbUpio

[Craig Ferguson @CraigSFerguson3]

@AriShaffir @drunkfatbert @bertkreischer @joerogan @tomsegura Nice swimming toohighari... haha

[Craig Ferguson @CraigSFerguson3]

@TaitFletcher Stfu

[Craig Ferguson @CraigSFerguson3]

@AJIsTheReal @jonjones Hey dummy it was a blood test it doesn't detect for turnibol what he actually popped for.

[Craig Ferguson @CraigSFerguson3]

@MMAFighting @guicruzzz Full of it