Craig Wyatt

[Craig Wyatt @CraigWyatt1]

Interviews with players at halftime…game has gone

[Dr Terry Simpson @drterrysimpson]

A man who does not examine patients, does not diagnose disease, and does not manage outcomes has nonetheless discovered the miracle cure for nearly every vague human discomfort—and, what luck, he sells it.

This is not medicine.
It is symptom poetry in service of commerce.
List enough common complaints—fatigue, sadness, hair loss, sore gums—and eventually everyone nods along. That is not insight; it’s barnumism with a lab coat. Vitamin D deficiency does not announce itself with a personality quiz. Most people with low levels feel absolutely nothing. That inconvenient fact never survives the sales pitch.

Real clinicians test. They dose modestly. They stop.
Salesmen catastrophize, universalize, and whisper that you might be broken—unless you buy their solution.

And note the asymmetry:
If you feel better, the vitamin gets the credit.
If you feel worse, you “didn’t take enough.”
That’s not science. That’s theology with capsules.

When someone monetizes fear while avoiding patients, peer review, and clinical responsibility, they are not practicing healthcare.
They are practicing confidence artistry—and vitamin D is merely the prop.

[Craig Wyatt @CraigWyatt1]

@hxdleyo I

[James Steen @BMA_James_Steen]

91% of nurses reject Streeting’s insulting 3.6% pay offer.

Staff nurses and resident doctors have suffered a similar level of pay erosion as it stand.

It’s time to restore pay for both!

I stand in unwavering solidarity with all nurses and ⁦RCN⁩ ✊🏼 https://t.co/NkiAPSbpP5

[James Heale @JAHeale]

Amazing scenes

[Craig Wyatt @CraigWyatt1]

Struggle to think of a sporting event with more prestige than The Masters. What a four days of sport

[Craig Wyatt @CraigWyatt1]

Chelsea are a mess.
Reece James looks like he can’t be arsed.
Caicedo doesn’t even look worth £10m let alone £100m.
Jackson couldn’t control a bag of cement.
And mudryk needs to go back to being Keira Knightley’s body double.
Useless.

[Craig Wyatt @CraigWyatt1]

@SoVeryBritish Close

[The Football Hub @TheFootbaIlHub]

This Troy Deeney impression is 10/10 😂

[Craig Wyatt @CraigWyatt1]

Watching the Hatton documentary…Christ does his dad come across badly

[Craig Wyatt @CraigWyatt1]

@LaPiochey Genuinely bemused at what game you were watching. Didn’t see him lose possession once. Covered the whole defensive responsibility of the midfield. He’s a pure baller.

[CH @Craig_Honeyman]

Jeff Stelling is a national treasure. One of Teessides greatest exports.

[Craig Wyatt @CraigWyatt1]

@nickcauser92 @unledge @talkSPORT Gerrard for a cup final, Lampard for a PL season…any other opinion is wrong

[Craig Wyatt @CraigWyatt1]

Nah if I could speak Spanish I would be moving to Barcelona tomorrow…what a city

[Neil Warnock @warnockofficial]

Enjoy yourself , but enjoy it by being disciplined 😉

[Marion Langford 🌠💙🇺🇦 @LallyLangford]

This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! 👏 Take 2 mins and watch👇#garylineker #ImWithGary #MOTD #ToryFascists

[Craig Wyatt @CraigWyatt1]

Conor Gallagher is fucking woeful. Wouldn’t even get in my 5-a-side team.

[Craig Wyatt @CraigWyatt1]

@manairport any chance of someone who works for your ground crew picking up the phone so we can get let off this plane we’ve been stuck on for 5 hours?

[Craig Wyatt @CraigWyatt1]

3 hours sat waiting for 2cm of snow to be cleared. Finally the idiots do their job. Taxi to runway…engine light comes on. Turns out have to switch to a new plane. @Ryanair @manairport coming through with the shit service as per usual and total 5 hour delay and counting #morons

[Craig Wyatt @CraigWyatt1]

@manairport Oh wait, in another stroke of genius, the runways have been cleared but not the taxiways. Shit for brains would be a compliment to describe whoever has coordinated this whole thing.