Craig

[Craig @Craigbocephus]

Hey @aplusk we need your retweets now more than ever: @tj1031 is in the hospital with an unspecified (but perhaps Epstein-adjacent?) illness! Please pray for Troob! #rt #troob #sool #soolissafe #getwelltroob #newglasses

[Craig @Craigbocephus]

@tj1031 @consequence He’s been through enough: he knows better!

[Craig @Craigbocephus]

@tj1031 @consequence PM will need his own "Comeback Song" after this

[Troob @tj1031]

@consequence Unfortunately, the choice to use such blue language had sidelined what could have been a great “Posty M” tour. With one three letter word, he isolated all the would-be ticket holding, church-going families.

[Craig @Craigbocephus]

You know nothing of the sewers

[Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent @SecScottBessent]

It is very difficult for rats in a sewer pipe to know what’s going on in the outside world. Some color for the Iranian Leadership as they literally sit in the dark:

1. The United States has complete control of the Strait of Hormuz.

2. There is a hard currency, i.e. U.S. dollar, shortage.

3. Food and gasoline rationing are in place.

4. The entire international community has turned against you.

5. The BLOCKADE will continue, until there is pre-February 27 Freedom of Navigation.

[Craig @Craigbocephus]

https://t.co/ccgYg7Tumm

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Twitter turns 20.

What is your favorite tweet of all time?

[scrappy lil rascal just trying his hardest @speedyspeedboi_]

Damn that's crazy I ain't worried about nothin tho 😤😤

[Al Horford Pacino @alpacinogrunt]

TOM BRADY ON FOX: “I can’t pick between the Seahawks and Pats. May the best team win.”

DAVID ORTIZ ON FOX: *smiling devilishly, holding up a vial* “If the Yankees win, I’m going to release this serum into the water supply.”

[reactions @reactjpg]

subway not for me because I am a muslim

[Troob @tj1031]

Netflix went from Stranger Things to climbing things #Skyscrapperlive

[Craig @Craigbocephus]

@TheMakFive It’s fine when stuff jiggles around a little. DONT WORRY ABOUT IT!

[Craig @Craigbocephus]

@tj1031 @JuiceSimpsons 🤣

[Troob @tj1031]

When Homer is in trouble and, off screen, runs downstairs, slams door, starts car and peels out.

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

I dearly love this one

[Craig @Craigbocephus]

@tj1031 @Criminalsimpson “Which was the style at the time” is one of my most used Simpsons lines for sure 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[screamin pete @ScreaminWheat]

@Criminalsimpson not mine… but one of these days, istg

[Craig @Craigbocephus]

Mmmmhmmmm #thatsright

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

yup #yes

[Craig @Craigbocephus]

The Carp is Back

[Craig @Craigbocephus]

@tj1031 @ayu_DPalupi Let’s do this