Máirtín crane

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cook a wee bit & watch united
owner @3AmigoS & @cranesfoodtruck

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[David Vance @DavidVance]

The look you give when you know that the law does not apply to you….

[Amanda Lynch 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @Ontheboldstep]

How is she getting off with this because she has mental illness? That is blowing my mind!

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

You don’t wear this shirt. You carry it.

[𝔭𝔞𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔲𝔩𝔬! @UtdChulo]

I’ve watched this Video of Roy Keane more than 10 times and I can’t stop laughing😭😭😭

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Trump: “Drugs coming by sea, meaning coming by water, by ocean. A lot of people don’t know what I mean by sea. They think I mean vision. I’m talking about sea like the sea.”

The dumbest president in history

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨🇳🇱 Ronald Koeman on Marcus Rashford:

🗣️ “If Barça let him return to Manchester United after this loan spell, I think they’ll regret it massively.

Because €26m in today’s market for a player with those characteristics, those numbers and that level of experience… it’s an ABSOLUTE BARGAIN!”

[Máirtín crane @CraneMartin]

@NicoSchira @DailyManUtdNews hope the son is better than the da

[Máirtín crane @CraneMartin]

@bbcnewsline 2 hrs to do 100 miles onions

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Valverde when Tchouaméni visits him in the hospital to apologise:

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

🔥 "Sesko all day... leaner, faster!"

👏 "Sesko's done it against teams competing at the top end of the table, unlike [Gyokeres]"

Matterface & Crook insist #MUFC's Sesko has proved to be better than Gyokeres, despite the #AFC striker scoring more goals!

[Brett @utdBrett]

It should be illegal to post a stat about the second-most something without also saying what the most is

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

"Can I have 100 pizzas for the homeless? "

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Top 1 worst transfer window of all time.

[South Stand Pies @SouthStandPies]

The most successful team in England in the last ten years and there were 10,000 empty Man City seats at Wembley.

And that’s after they gave some to Southampton!

Embarrassing.

#MNCSOT

[Richard Keys @richardajkeys]

What’s happened at Leicester is sad - and wrong. They’ve been relegated after a six-point deduction for financial irregularities whilst City are about to win another title with 135 charges unanswered 3 years later. How can this be?

[Drew 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @drewtheloon]

3 league titles won with Bayern Munich vs 3 league titles won with Aberdeen is not a comparison

[Joe Mcdonnell @josemcdonnell87]

English players get blew up to be something they aren’t in most cases but I think for that reason Harry Kane doesn’t get the credit he deserves he’s sensational.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us.

Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
"NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

[Máirtín crane @CraneMartin]

@keira_con spoofer

[Lemon @Lemonbriz]

🎙️🚨Gary Neville on the Marcus Rashford transfer saga

“Rashford has gone to Barcelona, he’s played 40-odd games, chipped in with 11 goals and double-figure assists, looked dangerous again — fair play to the lad, he’s revived himself. But now Barcelona want to turn around and say ‘we can’t pay the full £26m we agreed’? Give me a break.

Manchester United let him go on loan when he needed it, they put a very reasonable option in there. He’s done alright, his stock’s gone up a bit, and suddenly it’s ‘let’s haggle’? No. United should stand their ground. Pay what you agreed or send him back. Stop the games, stop the nonsense — this is how Barcelona operate every single window. If you want the player, stump up the cash. Simple as that.”