Crank Scorpio

[Crank Scorpio @CrankScorpio]

The sweaty, impotent rage filled attempts to make it 2003 again purely through posting will continue until gas is $10 a gallon

[Buck Sexton @BuckSexton]

Mamdani writes about 9/11 like it was a natural disaster instead of a vicious sneak attack on our civilization by Muslim fanatics. It wasn't an earthquake, Zohran. It was the enemy, acting in the name of Islam. That's who killed almost 3000 people that day.

[White Zohran Mamdani @0xgunboats]

My Saudi friend saw a sign that said FREE MOCHA and panicked that It said FREE MOKHA.

The Saudis are tiiiiiiiiired.

[Crank Scorpio @CrankScorpio]

beast mode

[Kansas Football @KU_Football]

It is that deep.

[Crank Scorpio @CrankScorpio]

And now a message from Senator Fetterman

[60 Minutes @60Minutes]

An American Air Force officer was shot down over Iran. Wounded and alone, with the enemy closing in, he spent 50 hours trying to survive as he waited for a rescue. For the first time, he tells his story. This Sunday on 60 Minutes.

[Crank Scorpio @CrankScorpio]

Every Time I Die - Logic Of Crocodiles https://t.co/buXGngaigv via @YouTube

[Crank Scorpio @CrankScorpio]

EVERY TIME I DIE - OFF BROADWAY https://t.co/XwOCOL6Ci4 via @YouTube

[Crank Scorpio @CrankScorpio]

Not even a year ago this alkie frat boy fuck was gushing about the power of NIL and the portal in energizing programs like Vanderbilt his liver can’t give out fast enough

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Pat McAfee, Nick Saban call on Congress to pass Protect College Sports Act on ‘College GameDay’ https://t.co/8DVB1ynq74

[Aria Gerson @aria_gerson]

Clark Lea said he was happy to see the fans' passion for Jared Curtis but the chants for him would not play into his decision-making at quarterback: https://t.co/uN50C9zcFI

[Crank Scorpio @CrankScorpio]

We are no longer Blazin it

[Crank Scorpio @CrankScorpio]

Ashtin

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Netflix receives backlash for ‘misogynistic’ NFL ad starring Alix and Ashtin Earle https://t.co/N1q0qCa4dx

[Crank Scorpio @CrankScorpio]

stay cool and hydrated little buddy

[TUSK VII @Tusk_UA]

Looks like Razorback Nation will have to wait a little longer for my game day debut! 🐗

At the advice of my veterinarian, I’ll be sitting out today’s game due to the heat.

I’ll see y’all soon. WOO PIG! ❤️🐗

[Crank Scorpio @CrankScorpio]

@hcksqtjimduggan

[Crank Scorpio @CrankScorpio]

Imagine the total dollar amount of fanduel losses in that building

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Ye performs Can't Tell Me Nothing in front of 70,000 fans at Soldier Field stadium in his homecoming concert

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[Crank Scorpio @CrankScorpio]

put on a coat

[🏴‍☠️L183R7Y D33R🏴‍☠️ @WENDIGO_420x]

Canadians: WeRe ThE GoOd GuYs

Also Canadians: We're going to make innocent Americans who have nothing to do with our geopolitical situation freeze to death because a politician hurt our feelings

[AMIT ROY @GamerInVoid]

DLSS 5 applied to Death Stranding 2.

Hideo Kojima wanted DS2 to look photo-realistic. THAT was his artistic intent. You cant tell me DLSS 5 doesn't help that. It simply pushes past the hardware limitation and then some

Watch the full 4K comparison here -https://t.co/YJ07b1tacD

[Crank Scorpio @CrankScorpio]

this twerp was in college in 2022 lmao you can’t talk to me like that wingnut welfare baby

[Washington Post Opinions @PostOpinions]

When @emmma_camp_ moved to New York, she started watching “Girls” on HBO. As a writer for @wsjfreeex, Emma sees herself as someone who can lead her generation out of a permanent state of adolescence.

“You should never be Hannah Horvath forever,” she says of Lena Dunham’s character.

🔗 Watch the full conversation with @asymmetricinfo here: https://t.co/XrckEtdj88

[Crank Scorpio @CrankScorpio]

good they should get them to stop the meth trafficking and incest too

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

The democrats in Pennsylvania are going to attempt to force the Amish to get vaccinated.

[Crank Scorpio @CrankScorpio]

@jtc_ai @sam_d_1995 Most educated cohort doesn’t like being told they’ll simply work in the nail factory in Oklahoma and be addicted to fentanyl