Crank Mahog

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[Crank Mahog @Crank_Mahog]

This is what they took from us.

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@yookayperson counterpoint, fuck him. That dude sucks and always wore too many bracelets and his voice is annoying. Throw away the key.

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@brady_penfield Keep my state's name out of your fucking mouth. You howdy doody no paper translucent mr. beast looking faggot.

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@JohnCFLoftus1 You screamed “SOCIALISM!” at everything for so long that people finally looked it up, often from a “know the enemy" POV.

Turns out we were taught fuck-all about it in school, and some of it actually makes a lot of sense.

You accidentally became socialism’s best recruiters.

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@favwontmiss The generation that ate Tide Pods thinks I’m cringe?

Oh no.

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@TerryWatkinsJr1 We do not owe loyalty to a single fucking politician ever. This is what got us in this clusterfuck in the first place.

You either lead effectively, represent the will of your constituents rather than your own, and get shit done.

If you fail to do these things, you’re out.

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@HollyBriden @mehdirhasan shut up you dumb bitch

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@he6476364 @atrupar Yes but not because of this. As much as I want to see Trump exiled to Little Saint James like the pedo-Napoleon he is, impeachment without the votes is not the correct move. Get shit done, make peoples lives better, and accumulate enough goodwill to bury trumpism once and for all

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@Kairpra @goreville666 The republicans can’t shoot anything down because they already shot themselves in the dick.

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

They're shooting Mitch McConnell out of a cannon tomorrow

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They're shooting Mitch McConnell out of a cannon tomorrow

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@NebsGoodTakes @JDVance Another good take from Neb

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@JoshDenofNerds Relax bro these hoes don’t wake up until noon central time

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@RyanRazzy11 @TomTiffanyWI Even if he did. WHO FUCKING CARES!?!? The economy is on life support, no one can buy a house, and we have another powder keg in the Middle East. All this guy cares about is shit that has never personally effected me or anyone I know.

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@Samthrilzz Was this not the Thanos we got in endgame though?

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@davidslosttt Population density retard

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@per_asp3ra Holy shit dude. You might actually be to coolest guy in the internet. The way you took that sick movie reference and ran it through ai, insane. So cool man, so unbelievingly cool. Wow

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@TDOT416ixBro who's that?

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@DanODonnellShow i don't care. I'm not voting for your doddering old retard to run the state. I already have one running my body and it's been a nightmare,