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#ThingsMyMamaTaughtMe Not how to cook, that's for sure.

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When I #reimaginecookies I just hope they look and taste like something edible!

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It's not burnt popcorn, it's just gourmet!! #foodfail

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What food do you ALWAYS mess up when cooking? #AskTwitter

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#IMakeThingsBetterBy staying out of the kitchen

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#ItReallyOffendsMeWhen I watch you spit my home cooked meal into a napkin!

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Do you oil the pan before or after you put the cookies on it? #ThursdayThoughts

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We have made a delicious meal of burnt turkey leftovers and runny cranberry sauce for you. #crappycooks #GivingTuesday

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Smh a typical crappy cook mistake! #foodfail

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Happy Thanksgiving.. good luck in the kitchen today... no pressure but this is everybody's favorite meal!!!

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Shit, that's burnt #HolidayDinnerIn3Words

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Proof that we are not alone.. These cooking fails show that there are plenty of CrappyCooks out there
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You know you're a crappy cook when you think baklava is made of onions and meat. #NationalBaklavaDay #crappycooks

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"Are the noodles supposed to catch on fire?" #crappycooks #ThursdayThoughts

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How to make chocolate chip cookies, CrappyCooks style! #cookingfail
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The cereal goes in the bowl before the milk #WednesdayWisdom

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If you're cookin some fish and it's underdone, don't worry just tell people you're making sushi....

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Another day, another spill #crappycoffee

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Our cooking is as bad as the presidential candidates #Election2016