Crappy Marketing

Full of great crappy marketing ideas. While it should be a joke, some of these are things marketers will actually do. If you see them, send us examples!

[ADWEAK @adweak]

BREAKING: People With Fewer Than 50 Instagram Followers Now Selling Selves To Brands As Micro, Micro Influencers

[Crappy Marketing @CrappyMarketing]

Is it time to start posting all the same 2018 marketing advice repackaged as 2019 marketing advice blog posts yet?

“10 Things You Must Know About #InfluencerMarketing In 2019”

“12 Tips To Make Your Content Marketing The Best In 2019"

[Crappy Marketing @CrappyMarketing]

@adweak Don’t forget 2x the normal starting salary and 1/10th the responsibility.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: Do you have a podcast?

Me: Do you even know what a podcast is?

7: It's that thing where you talk to yourself and no one listens.

She knows exactly what a podcast is.

[Crappy Marketing @CrappyMarketing]

No better way to assure people their choice to follow you on Twitter than to spam them with an automated direct message!

[Crappy Marketing @CrappyMarketing]

Post a picture of your #IVoted sticker today. It’ll be super original and none of your competitors will think of doing it.

[Crappy Marketing @CrappyMarketing]

Time to publish all kinds of crappy Halloween-themed content! It’s low quality and low effort!

[Crappy Marketing @CrappyMarketing]

Oh, you’re creating Halloween-themed marketing content? How original and unique.

[Crappy Marketing @CrappyMarketing]

Don’t bother paying influencers. Instead convince them contributing to your garbage blog post will give them some type of social boost.

[Shaughn O'Neill @soneill06]

Maybe if you gave me a little more time before following up, I'd be inclined to buy your list. #spam #notworthmytime @crappymarketing

[Crappy Marketing @CrappyMarketing]

The @Snapchat stock symbol:
S hort
N ow
A nd
P rofit

[Lisa Sussman @lisabsussman]

@CrappyMarketing Can we talk about word cloud grid graphics? #bad

[Crappy Marketing @CrappyMarketing]

@lisabsussman Aaaaaw, thanks.

[Crappy Marketing @CrappyMarketing]

Use this formula to crank out tons of crap content: “5 Things You Can Learn From [Insert Shitty Current News Topic]"

[Crappy Marketing @CrappyMarketing]

Write tons of posts with 2017 in the title. They’re sure to stand out from the 10,000,000 others everyone else is doing.

[Crappy Marketing @CrappyMarketing]

Formula For Agency 2017 Predictions Post: Thing already popular will get more popular & thing becoming popular will become really popular.

[Crappy Marketing @CrappyMarketing]

No need to put effort into your marketing come holiday time. Irrelevant holiday-themed content will get the job done.

[Crappy Marketing @CrappyMarketing]

Event based PPC: The modern day equivalent of ambulance chasing.

[ADWEAK @adweak]

JOB ALERT: Agency Looking For Jr. Level Creatives They Can Pass Off As Senior Creatives To Their Clients

[Crappy Marketing @CrappyMarketing]

Don’t get down on yourself. #QualifiedLead