Your Main Squeeze Crash Landis

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I had no takers

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Outside the stadium this morning. A man wearing “Free beer 4 Mormons” shirt, posing for photos with BYU fans.

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@Rainmaker1973 New Vegas

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2 AM one night in 08(?) I was driving down I5 south of Albany and saw a motor home broken down. Got out to help and found out they were the band @OnePinShort on tour with Reel Big Fish. I still have the T-Shirt they gave me for driving one of them to a truck stop and back.

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Share a piece of lore about yourself

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@GreatBrianLast Chocolatey flavor means there's no cocoa in your chocolate adjacent product

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@Fretzlemania why do I feel like this series between Seattle and Toronto is going to matter in September?

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@Fretzlemania @ruthlesspod We'll heal the border together

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@RobbyBoydstun On 25 hits smh

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@PlayAwayForADay @RealJamesWoods Tell Nevets that lives rent free in my head

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@PlayAwayForADay @RealJamesWoods Batman doesn't kill

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@CollegeFBonX Is that Bo Nix's brother?

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@Qb11Sd How long did they talk about beating a 4-8 team for?

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@plies @oregonfootball Win

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@owentooelve This week will be fun. PSU Twitter is already confused

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RETWEET if your team is still undefeated🦆

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@TerpsFootball

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

RT if your team is still undefeated

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@GeauxDuck I get it as part of the Disney, Hulu, ESPN package

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@Tyler84750167 @ColoredTrees @7saile_ @CFBHome @SSN_B1G @SSN_Michigan @SSN_Oregon @FQDucks No one has beat them to this point

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RT if your team is still undefeated

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RT if your team is still undefeated

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@madisontayt_ This is my inspiration to write a dnd campaign set in Portland with this inspiration as a final boss.