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[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿ᴍᴀᴄᴅᴜꜰꜰ⚔️【ツ】 @CrashMacDuff]

Crash's Rule #1
Dream Big🚀🚲🌟🏆🎖🏅
Work Hard💡🔬🔭📷✒🎯
Get It Done🔧🔨🔩🔦📚
Play Fair⚽⚾🏈🎱🎾
Have Fun🍭🎡🎢🎪🎨🗼🎈
Be Thankful🗽⛪🌞🍞🎗
Make A Difference🌎🌍🌻🌼🐶🐱🐴🐳🐢🐾

[VibeCraft USA 🇺🇸 @VibeCraftUSA]

Great story 😱😭😞

[Oliver @Oliver5pb]

Omg😱😱😱

[The Red Pill Provider @SylentMayhem]

I felt it was necessary to bring back this little nugget.

Freaking Hilarious!…and accurate. 😂

🎥: @TheBabylonBee

[Sensei Johnny Lawrence @JohnnyLCKai]

What happens when all your favorite action stars go to a haunted house?

[Timothy Solinger @TimothySolinger]

Wanted to see if AI could do slapstick comedy

Introducing: D*ckhead

Huge thanks to @NicooSvane and @tvnxty for helping get this over the line

[The United Spot @TheUnitedSpot__]

Dana White's First Day as Press Secretary…. then this happens.

[Mirum @byMirum]

Skynet sent a Terminator back to 1984. Nobody told it Chuck Norris would be in that club.

"Have no fear, Chuck Norris is here."

Watch the last 30 seconds.

[Swap Shop @WorldOfSwapShop]

Terminator on the Prairie.

Estaswood on IG

[👁️⃤Agenda 2030 BRC🐰 @2030Brc]

Nothing can stop what’s coming 🤘

[Debby J @Debrahj37]

She's just a smart old woman, the good did of her late husband saved her.🎬🔥

[Oliver @Oliver5pb]

Ex-Wife Mocked His Old Truck, Unaware Only He Could Start Her Supercar...😱🥺😔

[Trev Retro @TrevRetro]

This insane. AI slop is getting good! All the action cops in one place 😂

[Porcupine Pete 🏴‍☠️ @pete_porcupine]

In 2015, 25-year-old San Antonio Julie Mott died of cystic fibrosis. Her father paid $7,500 for her memorial and cremation at Mission Park Funeral Chapels North. The funeral was held on what would have been her 26th birthday. The next morning, the casket hinges were found damaged. She was gone.
The service ended at 1:30 p.m. Julie’s father noticed her ex-boyfriend, Bill Wilburn, lingering near the chapel and asked staff to watch him.
Wilburn was the last to leave. He stayed 15 minutes after everyone else.
After the service, her casket was moved to a private visitation area to await transfer to a crematorium. The funeral home locked up at 4:30 p.m. The alarm was activated. No forced entry.
The next morning, employees found the casket bier had been dragged toward the exit door. The hinges were damaged. The casket was empty.
Police documents described Wilburn as “obsessed with calling and texting” Julie before her death. He had opposed her cremation. His relationship with her had been physically and mentally abusive. Cadaver dogs searched his home, car, and grandparents’ property.
After being issued a criminal trespass warning, surveillance caught him entering the funeral home twice more on June 26 and June 29. He was arrested and sentenced to two days in jail.
He continued to declare his love for Julie online and protest his innocence.
The civil trial ran three weeks. The Mott family had refused a $1.6 million settlement offer. Timothy Mott suffered a heart attack during the trial. He was not in court when the verdict came in.
The civil jury was specifically asked whether Bill Wilburn or any other named suspect had unlawfully taken Julie’s body. They answered no. The funeral home was found negligent and ordered to pay $8 million.
Mission Park’s own business motto: “When you trust your loved ones to us, they never leave our care, custody or control.”
Her body has never been found. No one has been charged.

[The United Spot @TheUnitedSpot__]

The Veto Father

[Sensei Johnny Lawrence @JohnnyLCKai]

George Lucas auditioning people for Star Wars and getting hilarious results.

[Sensei Johnny Lawrence @JohnnyLCKai]

Arnold as the principal in The Breakfast Club giving Rambo more detention.

[Alicia 🇹🇹 🇨🇦 @AliShock0917]

I’m screaming… who did this!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿ᴍᴀᴄᴅᴜꜰꜰ⚔️【ツ】 @CrashMacDuff]

@claireVelvetX Aye, I am a top seaman.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿ᴍᴀᴄᴅᴜꜰꜰ⚔️【ツ】 @CrashMacDuff]

@vixenscott1 And there's a reason for that. You're not real and you're never going to be real. If you were real they would have to invent a special vaccine just to be near you.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿ᴍᴀᴄᴅᴜꜰꜰ⚔️【ツ】 @CrashMacDuff]

@vixenscott1 And there's a reason for that. You're not real and you're never going to be real. If you were real they would have to invent a special vaccine just to be near you.