CrashOuts

the thoughts of someone who’s constantly right

[CrashOuts @CrashOutzzzz]

@Nextdoor is the greatest form of social media. Better gossip than reality tv, crazier storylines. Excellent

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I should not be a victim of your gluttony. If you can’t keep the fat in your space bubble there’s a problem and it’s you. #itssquishy #personalspace

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Everyone says women should get jobs, but no one says men should pick up a vacuum #wtf #getsweeping

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Sick doesn’t mean ugly. #Truth

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Lowkey speaking animal should be an acceptable thing to put on a resume. Like your dog loves me dude, not my fault we have a connection. #Pets #PetLovers #dog

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Petition to make resumés videos or slideshows #ItsEasier #KeepItFun

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Why does no one talk abt how wild the men’s underwear section is. Like I just wanted a tank top not to be visually molested by the male models #TheyStareYouDown #TheySawMySoul #ItsScaryOutHere

[CrashOuts @CrashOutzzzz]

If I was a dude my nickname would be Tripod #FeelThePower #DontBeIntimidated