Bomb Weasley

Subconsciously channelling the spirit of Vyvyan Basterd since 1990.

Roller Derby is Life.

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@dadwroteaporno Jim Sterling has been handing out Marco Origues business card in Manchester I see... #bluecum #monsterdick

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#PornoDay yaaaaaaaaassssss

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Sat on a flight between two posh sisters laughing to myself about lube and a Claridges cream tea. Cue very strange looks. Goddam you @dadwroteaporno!

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@HolyFlaps Ordered 23 Nov in the Black Friday sale and still nothing has arrived.
How does it take a month to process an order?

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Saturday night spent doing Level 3 safeguarding e-learning #rocknroll

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When you're woken at 0400 by your cat so you stay up to watch sunrise. And then your cat does this... #asshole

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DARKER THAN A GOTHS WARDROBE!

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When old @MelanieCmusic sneaks into your Spotify shuffle and it's amazing 😍

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Just cried listening to @BegumNadiya on @BBCRadio2 talking openly about panic disorder and making me feel like I'm not the only one 💜💜💜

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This weekend o will mainly be eating pasta and watching derby #salishseaslam #mrda

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Always listen to @ISIHAClue but yesterdays introduction by @TheRealJackDee with a size-ist joke stung. Poor show.

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My anxiety cant deal with this. There has been no delay announcement but I don't think a plane can load and take off in 15 mins. @Ryanair

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Why is @Ryanair letting us go through the boarding gate and holding us in what is essentially a cattle pen when there is NO PLANE here.

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Saved Series 2 of @dadwroteaporno for a long trip. I have been listening since 0200 when I left Southampton, I'm now in Toulouse! #jajaja

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Radio 4, Bram Stoker and gin! Yaaaas

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@rnliEastbourne #findingdoris #askmeaboutdoris

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@rnliEastbourne are the best! #LONGLIVEDORIS

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@BritishGasHelp Hello, not yet. I'll try another computer and browser today and let you know!

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There was no 'Doctor Who' tonight but it's fine because I can just look in the mirror and see Nardole

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@BritishGasHelp Hello! Trying to the moving house tab on my account and keep getting this! HELP!