Mr Craster🌞

Love's Elvis Juice and Islay Whisky's
Proud Teessider UTB ⚽

[Mr Craster🌞 @CrasterPaul]

@1goodtern Can we name the first one Sweaty Bollocks or Sweaty Flaps?

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@MbroCouncil I have just been out and about in Nunthorpe and Marton, have you given up on keeping the grass verges and open spaces cut and tidy? It looks an absolute mess! Surely our council tax is paying for the upkeep?

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@keithapearson Great books, would make cracking TV shows

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@TouchlineX Trump said his whistle was too loud

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@TedPillows Share prices have gone down buddy!

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@DanW2Capital The daft thing is you would have won the final as well, but instead the manager fucked it all up by deciding to spy on other teams, what a bloody Muppet 🤦🤣

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@StupidNeilAgain Worth a punt, good luck 🤞🏻

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@ChrisTu33799970 It's Magic

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@DanW2Capital 😂😂😂

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@wallsendredicko @CallumJones0 @SassyUTB @MitchellT27 @GraemeBandeira To be fair all the points you are making are valid, the club made a hash of the January transfer window, and Brynn unfortunately made a number of costly errors during the season UTB

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@elloukunt @SkyBetChamp @SouthamptonFC @Boro 😂😂😂

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@ianbakersport What a complete and utter load of bollocks, you should always pick players in form who can win you football matches

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@Boro_Breakdown Captain next season if Hackney leaves UTB

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@danamalt If we didn't have the day trippers we wouldn't sell our allocation, which we sang about to the Hull fans, our fans as always did the club proud UTB

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@thehoist6 My worry is the amount of deadwood coming back from loans, already sat on the bench, we need to get rid of them and start the rebuild, that's the difficult part

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@Haye5y @Sanny_Rudra There is always one knobhead about, good luck next season and hopefully we join you the following year UTB ⚽

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@Chris_BoroUTB Same for me, missed the Norwich game due to work, had a great weekend with my Son, it was his first time 🤪 UTB - good luck to Hull ⚽

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@saintsfcreport Had a brilliant weekend thanks, and to top it all off we won't be starting next season on -4 points 😉

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@NotYlla Imagine not being at the final because your manager decided to cheat, imagine starting next season on -4 points 😉 I've just had a cracking weekend with the Boro and Hull fans-UTB

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@SaintsExtra It's time to drop this now lads, you have been caught, it's been an absolute shambles from your management team and that's what needs addressing now, it's the fans who have been let down off all the clubs involved, anyway got to dash, got to be somewhere UTB