break crate

[Myron Gaines Updates @WyronGaines]

♦️British chick CRASHES OUT on a bIack chick and a fight almost breaks out!😳🙉🍌

“You’re chimping out! You look like a ghetto ass ape! You need to go back to Wakanda!”

[Beri🌚 @beri_grizou]

This babe wan use palmpay format scam this smart Benin boy, na once he ask her how much she go collect if she wan do short time🙆‍♂️😂💔

[Ayanfe @Ayanfe_Baddo]

Corruption is everywhere 😳

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

"My body, my choice" until a Muslim tells me to cover up

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

The bar is so low that just keeping that kid alive and breathing means Bonnie Blue is a better mother than Lindsay Clancy

[Aaron @abake6]

“He one of the best wide receivers in the nfl, thats all you need to know papas 😘”

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Y'all whole lives is letting people know you not worried about men lmaoooo that's also being male centered

[Lou 🫍 @louroll89ffs]

When a car lets you cross the road

[Princess Applehead 🍎 @princessa21212]

Both wearing nappies & missing teeth.

[Y ᕮ ᕮ Z ᑌ S 🚂 @Ph32Henrique]

eu to assistindo filme parcelado

[DB Tips - Chad Wilson @dbtips101]

This…. This right here has to be the video that got him caught.

[Omolomo @Omolomo_o]

tacha was invited by the nigeria police force investigation unit thrice and she refused to honor their request.

Police have sha carried her this morning, this video has denied the guy alot of brand opportunities and job abroad now they’re telling her to produce the rape victims

[Sadiq G sadiq @sadiqGsadiq]

Last vacation as a president Insha Allah.

[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

If Lindsay Clancy is found innocent because hormones made her emotionally unstable, women better be very careful celebrating that verdict.

Because the law loves PRECEDENT.

From that day forward, every job application is going to have a new question:

“Are you currently hormonal?”

“Well, I’m a woman.”

“Thank you. I think we’ll be going in another direction.”

You can’t carry a weapon anymore. No female police officers. Sorry, but we cannot hand a loaded gun to somebody whose legal defense might eventually be, “My hormones were acting up.”

No more high-stress jobs, either. No air-traffic controllers. No surgeons. No nuclear-launch codes. One bad hot flash and boom 💥 Canada is glowing.

And women definitely can’t be judges. How can you decide whether somebody else is emotionally stable when your own gender just established in court that hormones can make you kill three people?

No female politicians, either. You can’t be trusted to run the country if, according to your own argument, your endocrine system occasionally takes over the government.

And custody hearings are going to change overnight.

The judge will say, “Ordinarily, children belong with their mother. However, according to the Lindsay Clancy precedent, she may be only one hormone away from a Netflix documentary. The children go with Dad.”

Dad doesn’t know their shoe sizes, the pediatrician’s name or which one is allergic to peanuts, but his testosterone has never been successfully used as an insanity defense.

Feminists spent a hundred years saying women are not hysterical, irrational creatures controlled by their biology and one defense attorney walks into court and says, “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury… have you considered the uterus?”

You cannot demand equal authority and then ask for discounted accountability.

If women want equal rights, great. But equal rights come with equal wrongs.
Otherwise, that glass ceiling is about to become a padded ceiling.

[Trash boat⛵️😋 @chibuikssss]

So Nigerians can’t come together and agree a criminal should not be our president

[𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔞𝔪 𝔦. @FCKNABEJEE]

unhealed people in general. the gender wars are played out.

[Michael (King Critical) @KingArPharazon]

So... a prostitute? Men pay you money and then you have sex with them

[IDRIS EL BA @seundevz]

They are back, @FBI drug case of their president kept them mute for days .
Awon omo Oloriburuku! 🤣🤣

[nanoo💕 @naijhoney]

this account no go kill me 😂. if mavo kill person today, he go say “me sef i don kill person”

[isha💕 @bisiiii_]

All false rape accusers should d!e.