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@SALaxJB @DrewSav 🤣🤣

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@dank_ackroyd Did... Did I miss my turn?

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@SkyNews @Stone_SkyNews Why you say shit like this - Knowing full well that you're fully aware he is.

Probably have the graphics and copy ready to read out after embargo.

How fucked up is that press and heads of states from other countries know before the UK public.

#gaslighting

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@beyoncegarden Crazy, home person recording is OK.

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@luciascarlet How realistic is it to sleep in a cool running shower?!

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@JakeFleshner Groin coolers

Think willy warmers but opposite effect

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@Thebiglade Guinness 0

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@beffybadbelly Or is it because you want to be tickled under your arms?!

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@fesshole Did you meet him out of the womb?

He survived before you, he'll survive after you if want and do leave him.

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@halenhargreevs Uncharted 4

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@Itzmi_yunaaa Some would be argue they're both!

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@Dop______ Blowjob pleasure?

People genuinely like them?

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If we did bring dinosaurs back, which would we eat, and which would keep as pets?

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@silkyveins Nom nom!

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Fun fact:

There's a WordPerfect manual in the book donation box at my local Aldi

Might trade it with a Symphony manual

Haven't used WordPerfect since dos 6.22 days though

[Boomertarian Norm @BoomertarianN]

WordPerfect was greatly superior to MS Word. Yes, I'm dying on that hill.

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@perrigame Sorry, this would be a great skit!

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@beffybadbelly I'm gonna need proof you have the PS5 ready to swap.

Been stung like this before!

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Sodium Laureth Sulfate

How many bathroom bottles contain it? All of them!

[annie @ohhanxiety]

What did people do

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@RelaxoEl @scrumble_eggs I'm organising a minibus for anyone else who wants to go to therapy after reliving these

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@fesshole What an engaging teacher you must be