Not Your Housekeeper

I have an approximate knowledge of a lot of things.

[montsi @primmadonnagurl]

afirmaciones diarias:
- mi rodilla esta bien
- no me duele la rodilla
- soy una mujer joven con rodillas sanas
- mi dolor de rodilla es mental
- no se me va a salir la rodilla

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i DO NOT like when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human.

[Ram Subramanian @iramsubramanian]

I watched this video of PM Modi ask in his trademark patronising-cringe style
"how can our daughters speak such language?"
Sir, they are not 'your' daughters.
People are not your 'children'.
You are not the father of this nation.
Your job is governance and you are failing.

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

I hate when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Ælþemplær @Aelthemplaer]

A bee only lives for 6 weeks and yet still finds time to bee jovial in the beauty of nature.

Why are you worrying, Anon?

Frolick more.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

The earth is just spinning through infinite darkness at 67,000 miles per hour and somehow it also made blueberries?? And laughing?? And the feeling of sun on your face?? What is this place. What a an absolute gift.

[j @meadandjuniper]

Your 20s are for realizing that all your grandiose life plans pale in comparison to having people you really like being around

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"

no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

[Justin Skycak @justinskycak]

Pink Floyd already did, 50 years ago:

[dil @meoaur]

the grief is never ending but i have a fucking 9 to 5 so i have to get out of bed

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Ah, well, the thing is, when I said we should "circle back to this in the new year", you have to understand that I genuinely thought this day would never come. I thought holiday forever

[ꪆৎ @fairiehaze]

''What did they say about me?''

[Gurwinder @G_S_Bhogal]

“The Instagram generation experiences the present moment as an anticipated memory.”

—Kahneman

[Caterpie✨ @caterpi_ee]

So this is what life looks like when you don't have to waste 4–5 hours in traffic every day.

[The_Chioma_Adanna @Alexxandrianah]

When someone dies, the most painful tears aren't the ones you cry immediately after.
They're the ones you cry when you begin to grieve their absence in random moments, their smells, their laughs, their voice, and the inability to create new memories with them.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

feeling out of control. i must write many many many lists