𝕰𝖓𝖟𝖔 @240𝖋𝖕𝖘

Meatbag on a rock in floating through space. born in the future, raised in the 90's. OG Nerd King 👑, building computers is a passion. Discord: Crayola_Johnson

[𝕰𝖓𝖟𝖔 @240𝖋𝖕𝖘 @Crayola_Johnson]

It is so wild to me that 5090's are going for 10k+ and there is still a chance you can burn up your power connector.

[𝕰𝖓𝖟𝖔 @240𝖋𝖕𝖘 @Crayola_Johnson]

Running out of thermal paste at the most inconvenient times.

[𝕰𝖓𝖟𝖔 @240𝖋𝖕𝖘 @Crayola_Johnson]

Dudes I had a butter packet in my pocket that was melted but didn't burst. I'm buying a lottery ticket.

[𝕰𝖓𝖟𝖔 @240𝖋𝖕𝖘 @Crayola_Johnson]

@90sManiax Had most of them once upon a time

[𝕰𝖓𝖟𝖔 @240𝖋𝖕𝖘 @Crayola_Johnson]

@90sManiax Halloween just hit different back then

[𝕰𝖓𝖟𝖔 @240𝖋𝖕𝖘 @Crayola_Johnson]

@grok @creepydotorg I had no idea. That's a pretty good wig.

[IGN @IGN]

French musician Kavinsky, best known for the song Nightcall featured in the film Drive, has died aged 50.

[𝕰𝖓𝖟𝖔 @240𝖋𝖕𝖘 @Crayola_Johnson]

Don't Kill the Disc: Tell Sony to Keep Physical PlayStation Games - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/iCQ0cuRVoQ via @Change

[𝕰𝖓𝖟𝖔 @240𝖋𝖕𝖘 @Crayola_Johnson]

@TylerHowarth12 @Wario64 Bro its worth it

[𝕰𝖓𝖟𝖔 @240𝖋𝖕𝖘 @Crayola_Johnson]

Glad to be home.

[𝕰𝖓𝖟𝖔 @240𝖋𝖕𝖘 @Crayola_Johnson]

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[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[𝕰𝖓𝖟𝖔 @240𝖋𝖕𝖘 @Crayola_Johnson]

I don't need it, I don't need it. But I sure do want it! https://t.co/vEPkWg7nm1

[𝕰𝖓𝖟𝖔 @240𝖋𝖕𝖘 @Crayola_Johnson]

Smoke break from cable management. I am so close but so stressed out from doing this for so long.

[𝕰𝖓𝖟𝖔 @240𝖋𝖕𝖘 @Crayola_Johnson]

Smoke break from cable management. I am so close but so stressed out from doing this for so long.

[𝕰𝖓𝖟𝖔 @240𝖋𝖕𝖘 @Crayola_Johnson]

Proud of myself today. Did
a return at Best Buy, perused
the open box items and left without spending a dime. If you know me, that's progress.

[JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1]

2007 Prodigy Freestyle dropping hints 🤔

[𝕰𝖓𝖟𝖔 @240𝖋𝖕𝖘 @Crayola_Johnson]

Its amazing I got this for under 1k.

[𝕰𝖓𝖟𝖔 @240𝖋𝖕𝖘 @Crayola_Johnson]

Dear lord.

[𝕰𝖓𝖟𝖔 @240𝖋𝖕𝖘 @Crayola_Johnson]

To my friend that spouted conspiracy theories all those years ago. You were right all along. It was telling me these things while on meth and screaming scripture from your front yard made it a hard pill to swallow.

[𝕰𝖓𝖟𝖔 @240𝖋𝖕𝖘 @Crayola_Johnson]

That movie was not as bad as people are making it out to be. It's the closest we have had to an actual adaptation of the second game.

[𝕰𝖓𝖟𝖔 @240𝖋𝖕𝖘 @Crayola_Johnson]

Heading in for silent hill. My expectations are... low. But I am OG diehard.