Massimo

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[Massimo @Crayons_1]

@WorldDarkWeb2 Ten times = tent arms
Love subtitles

[Massimo @Crayons_1]

@ESPNUK And as a united fan, I think united should be forced to pay it for the dismal display!

[Massimo @Crayons_1]

@Akhmedyakoob1 Any thoughts on the new footage orrrrrrrr?

[Massimo @Crayons_1]

Compliance

[Massimo @Crayons_1]

Fuck it

25 laps
Fresh tyres
Full tank
Algarve Int Circuit
@Max33Verstappen
@LewisHamilton
Off ya pop

Winner gets to play golf with me

#F1xed #F1TitleChampionship

[Massimo @Crayons_1]

@TalkTalk Come on.... told to provide the "Googlemal" address when providing security answers to access my account??

Just got the modem you sent to replace the faulty one... my name is Stefan.

Great Internet (when it works) crap security options for customer service reps to work with

[Massimo @Crayons_1]

@TalkTalk tried for 3 days to access my account to change my mob num and discuss Internet outage. Spoke to customer service, fail security questions because I gave the wrong email address. How the hell do you have a none verified email address as a security question? #googlemal

[Massimo @Crayons_1]

@TalkTalk God knows why you cannot reach my email address

Googlemal???????

Now I have to ring you back, provide you with the email address that you provided my account with, to securely get access to my account!

Legends!

[Massimo @Crayons_1]

@usasoccerguy Well I have missed you

[Massimo @Crayons_1]

@FRESHFADER Whats the Fanta flavour though?

[Massimo @Crayons_1]

Need a Dexter style murder scene sheet for when she is eating.
Just because she is 7 months old she gets away with it!!

I get bollocked when I do after a few. https://t.co/roHf0yjw0q

[Massimo @Crayons_1]

Italy are absolute frauds!!! Couldn't handle Belgium so go to the floor every 30 seconds! When/If England play them we will only have 8 men on the field. Disgrace to their nation

[Massimo @Crayons_1]

@MENnewsdesk The owl sent the same thing to the @NewsOfTheWorld

Deffo a staged pic! Hate these attention seekers

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I cannot believe the #YulinDogMeatFestival is still happening. Dirty fucking psychopathic cunts.

[Massimo @Crayons_1]

@rickygervais You absolute fucker!

Cant wait

[Massimo @Crayons_1]

Tried all night to think of a good tweet about Citeh...

The wife did it perfectly...

@ManCity always the bridesmaid, never the bride

[Massimo @Crayons_1]

Awwwww!!! Liam if you're sad but don't want to show anyone, I suggest a Chelsea smile xx

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

We all live in a YELLOW SUBMARINE

[Enzo Maccarinelli 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇮🇹 @theRealEnzoMac]

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[Massimo @Crayons_1]

@scottmacca76 @wayers1 @ManUtd @D_DeGea I agree mate! Also, Lindeloff needs to be told that his time at OT is through Make A Wish foundation, he is now no longer terminal and needs to leave.

[Massimo @Crayons_1]

Losing with your goalkeepers penalty is on par with losing playing rock paper scissors.

#LoveUnited @ManUtd #VILMUN

Unlucky @D_DeGea