Thomas conrath

[Thomas conrath @CrazyConrath]

I want winter to come back!!

[Thomas conrath @CrazyConrath]

@VIVAKAY yaaay...go Seahawks!!

[Seattle Police Department @SeattlePD]

We will not restrict the Rain City Superheroes on #MayDay. Enforcement will be reserved for criminal behavior only. cc: @ThePhoenixJones

[Thomas conrath @CrazyConrath]

I need a container full of hydrogen flouride gas, that I can regulate!

[MyNorthwest @Mynorthwest]

Star Trek or the US Navy? http://t.co/pNLn2m4q1Y

[Thomas conrath @CrazyConrath]

Ever really want something but can't put your finger on what it is you want?

[Thomas conrath @CrazyConrath]

Canada sucks.... Just sayin.

[Thomas conrath @CrazyConrath]

@SamuelLJackson They keep security tight after all the recent zombie BS there.

[Thomas conrath @CrazyConrath]

Why can't a meteorite hit my wife randomly and in the same act bestow upon me super powers?

[Thomas conrath @CrazyConrath]

@VIVAKAY Happy late valentines day!!!

[Thomas conrath @CrazyConrath]

@999KISW Trying to watch television on a phone angry that it's slow, would have been a miracle back in the 80's.

[BJ Shea @BJShea]

ReTweet if you think life would be better with video game sound effects!
http://t.co/DJwsaQG0

[Thomas conrath @CrazyConrath]

Couple of earthquakes in Nevada... Is the big one lurking somewhere nearby?

[Thomas conrath @CrazyConrath]

@MilesKISW that is awesome!

[Thomas conrath @CrazyConrath]

Happy new year!

[NASA Space Alerts @NASASpaceAlerts]

Using new observations of asteroid AG5, scientists rule out impact risk in 2040. http://t.co/CvRRkdL1

[Thomas conrath @CrazyConrath]

I want lots of snow!!

[Thomas conrath @CrazyConrath]

I will be sad when the world ends and all the eggnog left expires!

[Thomas conrath @CrazyConrath]

Where is my Lois Lane, no point in being Superman without her?

[Thomas conrath @CrazyConrath]

Water leaks really piss me off sometimes!