Maxwell Q. Klinger

Corporal Klinger. I'm section 8, head to toe. I'm wearing a warner bra. I play with dolls. My last wish is to be buried in my mother's wedding gown. I'm nuts.

[Maxwell Q. Klinger @CrazySection8]

@BJ_Hunnicutt Hey Capt. Hunnicutt?

[Maxwell Q. Klinger @CrazySection8]

@A_Cullen Do you think this color nail polish compliments my higher features? I need an opinion, I gotta hot date tonight.

[Maxwell Q. Klinger @CrazySection8]

@BJ_Hunnicutt @ColonelBlake And me! Your favourite Lebanese gypsy who really wants to go home!

[Maxwell Q. Klinger @CrazySection8]

@MASH4077Podcast Classic podcast Aces! All the episodes? You guys are crazier than I am & you're not even wearing dresses! Gotta admire that

[Maxwell Q. Klinger @CrazySection8]

@ColonelBlake I wore that Class A uniform just for you, Colonel. Can I go home now?

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@Admiral_Piett what's the hat for then? You don't wanna get out of the army? That's why I got dresses. Though I kinda like it. Comfy n'all.

[Maxwell Q. Klinger @CrazySection8]

@Admiral_Piett I'm just sayin' it was MY idea in the first place!

[Maxwell Q. Klinger @CrazySection8]

@RadarAndTeddy Where ya been, kid?

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@Admiral_Piett Hey! You trying to get out too? Get your own gig, wearin' fancy hats & dresses is MY deal!

[Maxwell Q. Klinger @CrazySection8]

@A_Cullen Are you still around? I need someone to shop for some new heels - these military boots are just killing my ankles.

[Maxwell Q. Klinger @CrazySection8]

@Zen_Gardens Pardon? That sounds crazier than I am!

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If anything happens to me, bury me in the blue chiffon!

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I should be out.

[Maxwell Q. Klinger @CrazySection8]

I'm section 8, head to toe.I'm wearing a warner bra.I play w/dolls.My last wish it to be buried in my mother's wedding gown.I'm nuts.

[Maxwell Q. Klinger @CrazySection8]

@drhawkeyepierce I'm not talking to @MajorHoulihan - she keeps trying to get me out of my dresses! Her and @MajorFrankBurns both.

[Maxwell Q. Klinger @CrazySection8]

@MajorHoulihan I'm not that easy! Nothing gets between me and my garter!!!

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@drhawkeyepierce @BJ_Hunnicutt Do you guys know when the card game is tonight? I got a new garter belt to show off.

[Maxwell Q. Klinger @CrazySection8]

@BJ_Hunnicutt You're aces, Capt.

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@BJ_Hunnicutt I wore this nun outfit just for you. It pays to dress.

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@BJ_Hunnicutt #thingsbetterthanFrankBurns Getting stuck in a bra 3 sizes too small.