Pun Master🐐

Pharmaceutical Technologist||
Socialist||
Manchester United⚽💯

[Capo🎧🎬 @jayy_capooo]

When you realize a nigga talking to you in a condescending/im better than you tone

[َ @gffyoq]

for someone so suicidal, i'm still very much alive.

[Pun Master🐐 @CrazySycophant]

@Josh001J 😂😂😂😂

[Rahmeek Quan @OneOfQuan]

Me and Drake be living the same life he just the one with more money.

[ian🕷️ @ianwontmiss_]

Universities are reopening next month

Private parts:

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

When your eyes don’t turn red anymore they just get low.

[matt @ruffledsavior]

if it doesn't work out i can always do nothing in my room forever

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

When you're cheating comfortably in the exam and all of a sudden you can't locate the invigilator

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

how i've been with shows, books and movies recently

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

hey man what’s up with the lack of you know, light in your eyes

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

I have a theory that AUTHENTICITY is spiritual currency.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

“it’s been a rough-ass week”

— me, in the middle of Monday

[Flames @MaingiJohn_]

Emerald green and Burgundy feel like they are very deep colours, they reek of power

[᧔𐓪᧓ @akthegemini]

life so weird when you actually trying to do right

[nina lee @NinaSerafina]

Suddenly. Exceedingly. Abundantly. Consistently.

[Inem 💕 @Nemsy06]

Boiled groundnuts should be served at cinemas instead of popcorn

Throwing the shells at loved up couples would bang.

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

That Row Row Row your boat freestyle Davido did is starting to hit lowkey.

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Niggas really was playing iMessage games for nudes

[winner @Ayowinner_]

To all the niggas on a mission like me, see y’all at the top.