CreativeTweets

Non-American.

[CreativeTweets @CreativeTweets]

@MerriamWebster If you're bothered by singular "their"
Of this you might not be aware:
One "you" should be "thou"
(But to talk that way now
Makes one sound like an old-fashioned square)

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Polls don't vote.

But then again, neither do complacent eligible voters.

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@josh_wingrove Imagine if the Nobel Peace Prize went to Melania rather than her husband? Not that she deserves it, but the committee has an opportunity to do the funniest thing...

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@atrupar The people in the background are getting more and more silly.

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Soon, he will only communicate by non-verbal grunts and whines.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "If you don't want communists controlling the US Senate, which is between JAIIIIIIT"

[CreativeTweets @CreativeTweets]

Parody account? There are so many now.

[Richard Strocher 𝕏 @RichardStrocher]

People have asked what my secret is, and so here it goes.

Daily Alpha Male Stack:

• 90mg Adderall XR (crushed in raw eggs)
• 800mg testosterone cypionate
• 200mg Viagra
• 50,000 IU vitamin D3
• 20,000 IU vitamin A
• 150mg trenbolone acetate
• 100mg Viagra (second dose)
• 400mg caffeine + yohimbine
• 10mg Cialis
• Deer antler velvet (nasal spray)
• 100mg sildenafil + 20mg tadalafil
• Ultra Mass 9000 SARM
• 400mg testosterone propionate
• 75mg Adderall
• 150mg Viagra (third dose)
• 10,000mcg B12 injection

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@KerryDiotte https://t.co/LrB8HXHFyh

[Frank Domenic @TheFrankDomenic]

Canadian developer BioWare, one of the most prolific video game companies of all time, has been shut down by EA after their private equity purchase by Saudi Arabia and Jared Kushner. #canada #cdnpoli #canadian #bioware #frankdomenic🍁

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@KerryDiotte Whatever happened to smart Conservatives in this country?

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

Mélanie Joly brushes off allegations of interference: "Facts must be straightened in the sense that indeed I met with Democrats in the US, but I met with Republicans, which the American Embassy failed to present."

[Mackenzie Gray @Gray_Mackenzie]

The federal government have found potential Canadian buyers for Stelco according to the Industry Minister

Melanie Joly again wrote to Cleveland-Cliffs today, warning of a potential forced sale if the the Hamilton layoffs aren’t reversed in 15 days, something the company so far has refused to do #cdnpoli

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@X_Global_tv Nutlick.

[Ed Haywood @ed_haywood]

This is Dwight Eisenhower's globe. He was Chief of Army War Plans at the start of WWII. As the Germans conquered Europe, Ike filled in their advances with a green pen.

The globe was in the area of the Pentagon hit on 9/11. I do not know if it survived.

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@twitandrewking Oh, no!

[Joseph Puopolo @jpuopolo]

My response to @USAmbCanada

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And Trump (Drumpf) is German, too...

[DER SPIEGEL @derspiegel]

Der neue SPIEGEL ist da:  

📍Der bessere Amerikaner: Kanadas Premier wird zur Hoffnung
📍Gespräch im Gefängnis: Ex-Manager Braun über Wirecard-Skandal
📍Pro und Kontra: Soll Rot-Grün-Rot in Berlin regieren?

Morgen am Kiosk, jetzt online: https://t.co/L1gAyBynkL

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@stphnmaher He's going to nuke Ottawa, isn't he?

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

Department of Impossibly Apt Symbolism.

[Josh Wingrove @josh_wingrove]

News: Canada barred its diplomats from meeting with, attending events with or even being anywhere near US midterm candidates until the election, as part of a "risk-averse" approach to avoid any Trumpworld allegations of interference. Story via @btaplatt & me on @TheTerminal.

[James Christian Parsons @Dred_Tory]

Just the US Ambassador palling around with a Wexit loon who led an anti-government campaign that sought to annul a federal election.

But he thinks foreign meddling in domestic politics is bad.

You're a lowlife imbecile, @USAmbCanada.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

US President Donald Trump ordered to sit for deposition in his defamation case against BBC by 11 December https://t.co/meIILTpwHy