Ross Kerslake

Fluently intoxicated Writer, Bar hopper, keeper of the bar, creative. Former Barkeep at @Diageo HQ - All views my own blahhblahh.

[Ross Kerslake @Creative_Crack]

@michellexotter I couldn’t sleep my way to the top. Ok I could but I’d never be on top 👀

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@twilightsroomxx No. Just date instead ☺️

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@AngelicaDevine_ Well, not where you live probs.

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@AngelinaJulesX Well: A. No (not that it matters). Also I’d probably not speak to you since, speaking to girls I find attractive is hard. But at least your I the right neck of the woods 👀

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@stellafrancisx @tslexxie Yes isn’t enough. Absolutely.

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@themaddymay It’s a perfect good reason to, don’t you think 👀🔥

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@AlAlliexx Or perhaps I’d kiss you for that reason……?

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@BROKENBRITAIN0 Can I have whatever you’re smoking? I’ve never been one to post delusional BS, so I’m obviously intrigued 🙄😂

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@djxgam1ng @Celebrityhaze It’s her.

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@kat1baker Yeah. The jokes/humour is such a big draw 🤘🔥

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@themaddymay So are mine, can always change that 👀

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@themaddymay I support this post.

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@lisa_myyah What America should be 🤘🔥😍

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@TfL Good evening. Politely, Piccadilly is closed, but there’s no warnings/recommendations/diversion on the TfL site, nor any stops. Same for the N9 too.

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@daveatherton Can I get some of what you’re smoking? Because I’d like to see what makes a simple case of suitcase theft, pepper spraying and armed response such a fuss. Back in sea boyo.

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@twilightsroomxx It’s a sword fight regardless 👀

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@BROKENBRITAIN0 When did parodies stop trying? 🤦‍♂️

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@BROKENBRITAIN0 What was the nationality & colour of the person who did the same to Sarah Everhard? You don’t care about women, you just want an excuse. You’re a disgrace.

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@KatBranSecrets Not much of dare, I fact I don’t need to be dared lol

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@twilightsroomxx That’s the point, no?