Theo

[Theo @CreatureDude_]

What's the quickest way out of Wembely.....

. SouthGate

[Theo @CreatureDude_]

Blokes knocking down pubs to afford to drink cans at home, disgraceful. #riphenrypeacock

[Theo @CreatureDude_]

Best comic strip ever.

[Theo @CreatureDude_]

@mrbobbyramirez Best Halloween costume ever.

[Theo @CreatureDude_]

The Gilbert's

[Theo @CreatureDude_]

@FANGORIA Vampires

[Steve Moore 🇺🇦 @steve4good]

Delighted @theresecoffey has joined the Government. Not least as I can share my favourite politician photo once more

[Theo @CreatureDude_]

@yodaniel Well you have the best client in the world. I was thinking of naming my child after a player. Kirsty dosent like Faustino Gilbert.

[Theo @CreatureDude_]

@yodaniel I bet your glad Newcastle have been relegated. That will give you a few extra points next season.

[Theo @CreatureDude_]

Its totally the wrong weather for curling.

[Faustino Asprilla @TinoasprillaH]

Good way to tell twins apart🤔

[Theo @CreatureDude_]

For me to earn what cristiano ronaldo earns in 1 year, I would have to work for 4389 years.

[Faustino Asprilla @TinoasprillaH]

20 years ago i arrived at @NUFC wich i still consider home, toons forever in my heart👊🏿

[𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips]

DOG OWNERS. Make shouting for your dogs on walks through the woods more fun by calling them “Mr Lover Man” and “Shabba”. (via @CommuteClub)

[Theo @CreatureDude_]

This is why Microsoft is better than Apple.

[Theo @CreatureDude_]

@FANGORIA " I promise you Bill, your not going to die in this movie" #FANGORIA

[Hal Rudnick @halrudnick]

ALIEN and LINCOLN have same DVD cover.

[Theo @CreatureDude_]

Latest study shows that half of the men in the UK have contemplated suicide...the other half are single. #sickipedia

[Theo @CreatureDude_]

BBC ran the headline "Terry Wogan pulls out of children in need"