Creeque Alley

And no one's gettin' fat except Mama Cass

[Creeque Alley @Creeque_Alley]

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[Jay Foreman @jayforeman]

The replies to this start funny and get funnier.

[Creeque Alley @Creeque_Alley]

@ExtremeFootbal4 Eddie McGoldrick

[Richard Parry @_RichardParry_]

Guy who has to clean Jamiroquai's Virtual Insanity room

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Bit harsh. I wasn’t a fan of hers, but this is a bit extreme.

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article (seen below) remain.

[Creeque Alley @Creeque_Alley]

@PenguinUKBooks @richardosman 22% You are mainly Yossarian!

(I think I may have done soimething wrong)

[Creeque Alley @Creeque_Alley]

@OUFCOfficial @FootballManager Ryan Clarke
Matt Elliott
Ray Houghton
Joey Beauchamp
John Aldridge

[Creeque Alley @Creeque_Alley]

@JamesHarkin Caravan of Love by Punch Brothers. I think that would work out okay actually

[Creeque Alley @Creeque_Alley]

@jennyowenyoungs German Shepherds are 80s. Jack Russells are rats😉. Rottys more 90s than spaniels. QED!

[Creeque Alley @Creeque_Alley]

@OUFCOfficial Luton 7-4 Oxford.

[Creeque Alley @Creeque_Alley]

@jayforeman Crazy Frog

[Creeque Alley @Creeque_Alley]

@FootballCliches North Korea flag by the scoreboard. Different times...

[Creeque Alley @Creeque_Alley]

@HelenAndOlly Can't wait for Ep. 501 in a year's time and then... who knows? Love you both, guys, but if I had to pick a favourite it would probably be Rutherford & Fry 😜

[Creeque Alley @Creeque_Alley]

@_ccmu @Zonal_Marking Sounds like Billy Hamilton and John Aldridge to me 💛

[Creeque Alley @Creeque_Alley]

@RosemaryFrazer @greg_jenner @AlexHorne Robin Ince?

[Creeque Alley @Creeque_Alley]

@RosieisaHolt These Canadian dogs, coming over here, not knowing who we are, shitting in our parks, shagging our bitches. Immigration gone mad!

[Creeque Alley @Creeque_Alley]

Can't do that with aplomb, surely? @FootballCliches
(Not to mention footballers who have rhyming names has always pleased me).

[Creeque Alley @Creeque_Alley]

@AdamNeale1981 @StagecoachSW Yes. Arrived in Tiverton at 7.35ish, left about a minute before the 7.43, managed to arrive in Exeter after the bus scheduled 30 mins later!

[Creeque Alley @Creeque_Alley]

@AdamNeale1981 @StagecoachSW The bus arrived at Tiverton more than 20 minutes late. Maybe there was heavy traffic at Bickleigh 🤨