βyamukama M ©rescent

Land surveyor|:|CEO @cresurv|Sports |:|Music|:| Politics(ANT)|:|#CFC,#FCB,#ACMilan,#BVB|:|somehow somewhere, I always find myself minding my own business

[Mr. El-Bonga @el_bonga]

George Weah won the FIFA World Player of the Year and Ballon d’Or in 1995, continued playing professional football until 2003, when he retired, then went back to school, obtained a secondary school certificate, travelled to the United States for a university degree and later a master’s degree, returned to Liberia, entered active politics, became a senator, contested for president, went into a run-off, won, was sworn in, completed his term and left office. His son, Timothy Weah, went on to become a professional footballer and represented the United States at the 2022 and 2026 World Cups. Meanwhile, Arsenal still hasn’t won the Champions League, despite reaching two finals under Wenger in 2006 and Arteta in 2026.

[AfcSudaismalk🦬 @sudaismal]

“Nakugambye Kasubi ssi kisubi, ekikulu mmwe aba boda munywa nnyo enjaga”

[Fr. Doroo🫆 @derick_ogwang]

High school was wild though. Baddies were happily collecting 02/100 in a physics 2 paper, man.

[BODE @neverelent]

Michael Jordan is retired but still regarded as the greatest basketball player ever. So even if you're not a hoe anymore... you know what, nevermind.

[Don Jay of Arsenal @Donjaytrix001]

You guys will apologize to the Talibans eventually

[Zad @IamtheZad]

Can you imagine we have been looking for the fool for the last 2 hours 🥺🤣

[Wakkie @Big_Wakkie]

“My parents are saying that removing it is against our religion”

[T @Tmightknowball]

So how the fuck does this even work. Like theres someone in olise’s circle in charge of bringing the hoes around ?

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

*he doesn't give me time, he only shows up on weekends

King Solomon's 617th wife:

[𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐄 @stillthatabee]

The rat in your kitchen at 2am when you switch on the light

[Rae⛩️ @SageZr0]

me allowing her to manipulate me because I’ve never seen this playstyle before & I need to learn it so I can add it to my skill set.

[Shakur🦧 @AFCShakur]

Gyokeres does this every week nothing special

[Abja🇯🇲 @AbjaFCB]

Ronaldo fans said Pele scored only 756 goals

Okay fine, bring video evidence of the 756, we will bring the remaining 😂😂

[Abja🇯🇲 @AbjaFCB]

So then it’s settled.

Most goals in football history: Pele
Most goals in a calendar year: Pele
Most Ballon d’ors: Messi
Most golden boots: Messi

Are we all in agreement? 😂

[Daniel @General_D__]

you don’t know what you’ve done for us pele 😭❤️

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Memes vs. Football @memesvsfootball]

Sunday final be like..

[Luis Mazariegos @luism8989]

Let's open up the real GOAT debate

Messi 2005-2015

vs.

Messi 2016-2026

[Daniel @General_D__]

This will be the third time Messi waits for him in a final, and he won’t show up.

[Enokay @enokay69]

Barca fans on Sunday 😭