Kaycee

Call me the popcorn at Andy’s because I’m stale and salty

[Kaycee @CresswellKaycee]

#🟦

[Kaycee @CresswellKaycee]

He said “I couldn’t wait any longer” so we went to our favorite place, in the rain, at 1:30 AM, and now I get to spend the rest of my life with my best friend 💜

[Kaycee @CresswellKaycee]

Why am I having the strange urge to re-download Pok��mon Go 🙃😅 and also to post on here again

[Kaycee @CresswellKaycee]

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you… I could walk though my garden forever

Alfred Tennyson

[Soup @soupinthering]

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

[Christin @hexprax]

She said she doesn’t care that the little one has diabetes

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

Me after mixing random chemıcαls to clean the bathroom with the door shut:

[Kaycee @CresswellKaycee]

Tell me why I’ve stayed off Twitter for 2 days so I didn’t find out who won #TheBachelorette before I watched it, and one of my tables at work just spoiled the entire ending for me…

[mia @_demiaa]

i wish they sold off-brand cars ill get me a damn Honder

[Kaycee @CresswellKaycee]

Tourist season is great because you really get to see which states can drive properly, and which cannot.

[Kaycee @CresswellKaycee]

@That1teddygirl @sockfullasorrys Sorry I can’t hear you, I was busy listening to music out of both ears

[Kaycee @CresswellKaycee]

@That1teddygirl @sockfullasorrys And only one AirPod apparently

[Kaycee @CresswellKaycee]

@xsholby You won’t regret it

[Kaycee @CresswellKaycee]

@xsholby I’ve been working on mine for a couple years, just in case I somehow accidentally happen to end up on stage doing stand up

[Kaycee @CresswellKaycee]

@That1teddygirl Just as I suspected

[Kaycee @CresswellKaycee]

@That1teddygirl And how did that work out for you?

[Kaycee @CresswellKaycee]

@That1teddygirl This might be the autism, but I have a multiple page-long list of my standup routine in my notes. I add to it every time I crack myself up, and keep it ready just in case…

[Kaycee @CresswellKaycee]

@That1teddygirl I’ve noticed this the past couple days!! Makes me wanna post about my relationship even more 👀