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Mec de 23 ans complètement fan de jeux vidéo et de manga

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@LePhoenix89 Voyou

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@LePhoenix89 C’est des tests spécifiques à la formation ou ils sont facilement trouvable sur internet ?

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@LePhoenix89 Donc félicitations tu aurais eu le code 👍

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@LePhoenix89 En gros il faut 41/50 et 1 faute grave c’est 5 point en moins et 4 fautes grave c’est 1 point en moins par faute

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@LePhoenix89 @AmkiTakk Mais quel talent 👌

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@LePhoenix89 Oups erratum 19 eme 😅

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@LePhoenix89 Oh je suis 25 eme 😂

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@LePhoenix89 Ça va tu captes bien ?

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@LePhoenix89 J’imagine même pas le moment où on va arrivé au chapitre 3 😂

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🍀 TAS le 03/05 à 12h

[Sam Comerford @RRollplaying]

DM: You walk into the Hall of Judgement. The Seven Dwarf Kings sit proudly on their thrones, arranged so that they can all look down upon you. What do you do?

Bard, pointing at dwarves individually: Sleepy, Grumpy, Dopey...

DM, head in hands: How did I miss that? How?

#DnD

[Sam Comerford @RRollplaying]

Goblin, waking up: Shit! I’m late for an ambush!

Mom Goblin: Stay safe out there okay? I don’t want you getting killed.

Goblin: I’ll be fine mom, I’ll just disengage a lot.

Mom Goblin: I packed you an earlobe sandwich too!

Goblin, rushing out the door: I’m fine mom!

#DnD

[Sam Comerford @RRollplaying]

Warlock: I’d hate having my spells in a book.

Wizard: Why?

Warlock: Because I can’t to read.

Wizard: Didn’t you sign a contract when you sold your soul?

Warlock: Yeah.

Wizard: What did it say?

Warlock: I don’t know, I can’t read.

#DnD

[Sam Comerford @RRollplaying]

Angel: Welcome to heaven! You made it!

Paladin: Send me back.

Angel: But...you’ve been working so hard to get here! You’ve been our top prospect for years!

Paladin: The rogue just pissed on my corpse while laughing, I will personally drag him to hell.

#DnD

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[Sam Comerford @RRollplaying]

Rogue: What’s that?

Artificer: It’s my new invention! I call it a gun!

Rogue: What does it do?

Artificer: It’s like a much deadlier hand crossbow. Want to give it a spin?

Rogue, taking the gun: Sure! Now give me all your money!

Artificer: It’s not loaded idiot.

#DnD #TTRPG

[Sam Comerford @RRollplaying]

Bard: Ugh, my battle xylophone is broken again!

Fighter: Maybe you should play a more battle-efficient instrument?

Bard: What would you have me play? A kazoo?!

Fighter: I mean, if it works...

Bard: So be it...

Fighter, in battle: I regret this immensely.

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