El Minotaur

Half man, half beast, all Chiefs fan. Legendary bull tackling the NFL one tweet at a time. Where Arrowhead meets Labyrinth. 🏈🐂 #ChiefsKingdom #MinotaurMirth

[El Minotaur @Crete_Keeper]

Ummmm, haven’t played the position in over 30 years but I can tell you this, Creed Humphrey needs to go back to the fucking spiral grip like yesterday! It’d fucking ridiculous!

[El Minotaur @Crete_Keeper]

@Brittbabi I listened to it out of respect for you. There were zero guitar solos

[El Minotaur @Crete_Keeper]

@Brittbabi @FinsUpChris_ I’m older, bro

[El Minotaur @Crete_Keeper]

@Brittbabi @FinsUpChris_ I haven’t either. But I’m also old af

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Arlington Guard Shouts “Maintain Silence and Pay Respect!” at Pete Hegseth Group After Laughter at Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

[El Minotaur @Crete_Keeper]

@_ladygooch Nope

[El Minotaur @Crete_Keeper]

Makes sense.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Chiefs HC Andy Reid announced that K Harrison Butker is staying as his kicker for Week 10 vs. the Atlanta Falcons.

[El Minotaur @Crete_Keeper]

@NFLFrascella Pay him!

[El Minotaur @Crete_Keeper]

Someone point me towards the nearest fucking brick wall. Preferably on fire.

[𝕃𝕚𝕖𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕥 ℂ𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕝 ℙ 🪖 @TheLtColUSMC]

OMG, I’m dead! 💀

He said Marines make Satan question his career choices! 🤣

This is worth listening to all the way through, but be ready for an ab workout from laughing so hard!

[El Minotaur @Crete_Keeper]

@ChiefsfanCHI23 Theatre

[CajunAsian @Riflemanscreed2]

I’m sure everyone is sick of hearing Marines talk about the Marine Corps birthday… Except Marines. Ask us if we care😝🖕🏽
We’re a proud bunch and we’ve earned every bit of it. It takes a special kind of person and a little bit of crazy— to become a UNITED STATES MARINE 💪🏽🇺🇸
“Proud to have served” is an understatement. It’s a title I earned and a pride I’ll carry for life.
Happy birthday Marines!! SEMPER FI ❤️💛🇺🇸

[El Minotaur @Crete_Keeper]

@JeremyCaywood @3YearLetterman Silkwood, how the heck are you even on this app? It’s a sin!

[El Minotaur @Crete_Keeper]

@DrVodka12 Yut

[El Minotaur @Crete_Keeper]

@Jarhead3534 A jelly donut

[El Minotaur @Crete_Keeper]

Best one I’ve seen in a minute. Happy Birthday to all my brothers and sisters. Semper Fucking Fi!!

[J_Tobar @johnnyt2141]

The final day of posting this banger. Happy birthday Marines

[Knowing Better @KnowingBetterYT]

When I was in the Army, I got a secret-level security clearance. Not once did a foreign honeypot try to message me, which is crazy given what I know.

Still know, really. It's not like you forget that stuff. They made us memorize it. Anyway, sometimes I talk in my sleep.

[USMC Recruiting @USMarineCorps]

10 November 1775, a legacy took its first breath.
A fighting spirit found its name.
A new breed of warrior was born.

For 251 years, the Marine Corps has been fighting and winning our Nation’s battles. Happy Birthday, Marines.

[El Minotaur @Crete_Keeper]

AOL Customer Support is still a thing and it has more followers than me. I suck at this app!

[AOL Customer Support @AOLSupportHelp]

@ZiffyKat @marklevinshow Hi there. We would love to take a look into this matter. Could you please DM us with your email address and some additional details regarding this issue?

[El Minotaur @Crete_Keeper]

@Jacqo9n SFMF