El Minotaur

Half man, half beast, all Chiefs fan. Legendary bull tackling the NFL one tweet at a time. Where Arrowhead meets Labyrinth. 🏈🐂 #ChiefsKingdom #MinotaurMirth

[El Minotaur @Crete_Keeper]

@LanceTHESPOKEN @TheHerd @jasonrmcintyre Dude is garbage. I liked him better on Fantasy Island.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

I’ll start going to church when they no longer need handicapped parking spots.

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@rkinkc 🤣

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This never gets pointed out enough

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The guy from REO Speedwagon made music history in 1980 when 93% of his songs were about his chick fucking other dudes.

[El Minotaur @Crete_Keeper]

@discostoo @PontistGirl I live in Missouri

[😊 @PontistGirl]

Every 'e' in 'Mercedes' is pronounced differently.

[El Minotaur @Crete_Keeper]

@PontistGirl @discostoo Not Kansas City? 🤔

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@PontistGirl If I were to leave these United States what country do you recommend as my new home?

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@LouDPhillips Stand and Drliver

[Kelley Belle @Hells75Belle]

I just ate a gluten free, no palm oil, plant-based protein bar and holy shit it reminded me to be grateful that Prozac exists.

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Youth coaches who talk to their players longer than 5 minutes after any game should be banned

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@truegreenthumb What? Have I been doing it wrong for 35 years?!

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@chrisboettcher9 How many fuck trophies do you have, Super Dad?

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@macreed326 @ChiefsfanCHI23 🎯- as usual

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The @elmo “controversy” is entertaining. And I’m not gonna lie, I’m with the New Yorkers on this one. Can’t believe I said that.

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@rkinkc @Amy_90_x 🤣

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@Hells75Belle That’s a banger. IDGAF what any one says

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@damone_mike First real power ballad

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I put this game up against any modern game

[⭕ Brock Pierson @brockpierson]

RBI Baseball from 1987.

An absolute all-time classic.

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@PontistGirl I’d like to know who