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Fact checking political narratives and reading tweets to kill boredom. Avid global affairs reader. Random sarcastic comments.

[. @CricketRebel]

@Rehan_ulhaq @i__Usman_ @mediagag What’s the criteria to become GM? Speak English with vocabulary

Panchodz

[. @CricketRebel]

@Rehan_ulhaq @_affansays @mediagag @HaiderAzhar Sharam ker leh bhai Aur apna kanjar dost ko bhe gairat k capsule khila @mediagag

[. @CricketRebel]

@anushkaaapandey Haan. Tera ma ko bataya tha hamaray ker will na sale beharan 😂

Saaaar Saar ijrael

[. @CricketRebel]

Israeli had conduct a massive air strike that result in overt 300 dead, with key figure Hassan Nasrullah.

Considering the silence, it wouldn’t be wrong to state that he is dead.

Next Israeli target would be to take out Iranian nukes.

#Israel #Iran #Palestine

[. @CricketRebel]

Woah! If pagers can explode, so can mobile phones, laptops, Ear buds, watches etc etc.

This is crazy!

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Reuters, quoting security sources:

The communication devices that exploded in Lebanon are the latest model brought by Hezbollah in recent months.

More than 1,000 wounded now.

[. @CricketRebel]

Can someone explain this?

[Atif Mian @AtifRMian]

The nexus between power and plots in Pakistan has seriously affected the economy

Its led to a high consumption and low productivity economy. Pakistan generates one of the lowest share of revenue from land/property - which is inefficient

(more on this in my previous post)

[. @CricketRebel]

Khanzeer ke Aulaad has grown up and has started to give opinion like these 👇

[Abdul Moiz Jaferii @Jaferii]

The woman had just come out of her own car which had also flipped to the side with airbags deployed.

She was facing a mob of people who were very aggressive.

Her family and friends have all come out to say she doesn’t drink.

She was coming back from the gym in the daytime, not exactly the ideal spot for a drink.

She wasn’t able to show remorse because she was in shock.

The CCTV videos of the accident do show some clearly negligent driving which she must answer for.

She’s a 40 year old mother of three coming back from the gym who had a horrible accident which was likely her fault.

[. @CricketRebel]

@ZartashChaudhry Salam. Did you by any chance used to play ‘guess the sketch’ game years back?

[. @CricketRebel]

‘Prolific shitposter’

Crazy analogy to term everyone with solars as elites.

Go to Azad Kashmir, and you’d see small households having solar as per their affordability.

[Ammar Khan @rogueonomist]

https://t.co/w7w7kbpZh7

There are 113k residential units with solar net metering. This is less than 0.3% of total households in the country. >75% of these users are 700+ kWh consumption households.

This is an issue of rich people pretending not-to-be rich.

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[. @CricketRebel]

Jordanians if you are reading this, the king of Jordan is a hypocrite and an embarrassment for the country.

Remove this bitch while you still can.

#Jordan #israel #Palestine

[. @CricketRebel]

@asimjibble You need to stop running ads showcasing your personal life stories. Muted you on LinkedIn only to see your ads here on Twitter.

[. @CricketRebel]

Whether you stay neutral or not, you bitches are going to hell anyway for stealing and damaging public’s property and mandate.

Haram de auladan jam ney ae tusaaan Kanjaro

[PMS Officers Association of Punjab. @PMSPUNJAB]

"In these heated times, be impartial whether someone likes it or not."

Message for all PMS Officers
President PMSA, Punjab
Ali Akbar Bhinder

[. @CricketRebel]

Sit down you irrelevant uncle. Go and sell stocks on stock exchanges. Happy retirement

[Najam Ali @najam_ali]

I would urge PMLN and PPP leaders to unconditionally handover govt to PTI. Nothing will benefit them politically more than a malevolent rule by PTI. Money back guarantee.

Let his followers taste their own medicine. He will soon destroy what is left of Pakistan.

People will suffer but let’s pay this price once and for all. Sick and tired of this political instability.

[. @CricketRebel]

Elections 2024:

No one:

Sher Afzaal Khan: Prepare for battle

[Sher Afzal Khan Marwat @sherafzalmarwat]

The solution to all the atrocities lies in a march on Islamabad and sit-in at D-Chowki. The wait and see will deprive Pakistan of genuine leadership and will eternally seal the fate of democracy.

[Sher Afzal Khan Marwat @sherafzalmarwat]

The solution to all the atrocities lies in a march on Islamabad and sit-in at D-Chowki. The wait and see will deprive Pakistan of genuine leadership and will eternally seal the fate of democracy.

[. @CricketRebel]

@fay_alif Tell them that @umarsaif will sort it out when China starts routing its Internet traffic via Pakistan.

[. @CricketRebel]

Sir you have just blocked Twitter again and day before yesterday, telecom services had blanket ban on them.

[Umar Saif @umarsaif]

Great news for Pakistani startups with global ambitions.

We have approved a new program called BridgeStart which will fund 100 startups each year to be incubated/accelerated in any of the top 40 incubators/accelerators all over the world.

From our experience at Plan9 and our 8 National Incubation Centers (NIC), we observed that startups which were able to make it to incubators such as YCombinator, Capital Factory, 500 startups etc grew much more rapidly as they were able to successfully tap into a more developed ecosystem and sources of funding. However, a lot of startups could not be part of such a program due to lack of resources for travel/lodging/expenses in a program abroad.

Through BridgeStart, we will give you up to Rs 5 million if you able to qualify for these top 40 international programs. You just need to be good enough to qualify — we will take care of the rest. Go conquer!

(Details coming soon via IGNITE)

[. @CricketRebel]

How about you open the Internet and your replies?

You had one job and that was to keep the Internet open, and you failed at it.

[Umar Saif @umarsaif]

There is no doubt that Pakistan has huge challenges. We have failed a whole generation in Pakistan, maybe two generations. So what do we do?

Spend all our energy on pointless political point scoring? Lectur everyone on WhatsApp groups all day long on what ails this country? Incite further hatred and polarization in the society? Perpetuate despondency in the youth?

How will that help? The only way I know is to keep me head down, and continue to work towards a positive change. Ignore all the trolls, hate, abuse .. and focus on what I can deliver in my limited time.

As they say: “Everybody wants a revolution, but nobody wants to do the dishes.”

I only know one thing: this country will improve if I spend every moment of my time to try to fix it. Not whine about it. Not fight over it. Not lament about it. But actually try to fix it.

I hope you will too …

[. @CricketRebel]

This Bilwal’s personal bitch has closed replies.

Kanjar kay bachay replies khol Pehlay.

[omar r quraishi @omar_quraishi]

Clearly not the one you’re at ‘mate’

[. @CricketRebel]

@ImMuzixoxo @ZEUS_PSF Hera Mandi tum apni Ma sa milnay jatay ho gay Kanjar Harami ke nasal