Sam Crimes

let's push things forward

[Sam Crimes @CrimesSCFC]

@MwepuMagic @greg_dixon

[Zak 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇲🇽🇧🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇴 @ZG1999_]

Booing the hydration break, sinking 5,000 pints as a collective and getting kicked out of the bars, knocking over plant pots, offensive chants about other countries

Finally, a real country has arrived at the World Cup.

[Sam Crimes @CrimesSCFC]

@_ed19 @SeanBrennn

[Sam Crimes @CrimesSCFC]

@Plentyshit @SeanBrennn

[Mark Gillies @5goalthriller]

Qatar-Switzerland is very ‘finish your vegetables or you can’t have any Brazil-Morocco pudding’.

[Sam Crimes @CrimesSCFC]

@SeanBrennn @Octavio_01 🤣🤣🤣🤣 American ones better

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

They’d stick a card reader on a fire exit

[Sam Crimes @CrimesSCFC]

@SeanBrennn @RetroPunishment Unreal

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Le Tissier sat in Wembley on Saturday but the Southampton players are all wearing Middlesbrough kits

[Sam Crimes @CrimesSCFC]

@jtok93 @SeanBrennn

[Colin Millar @Millar_Colin]

A six-minute VAR delay with 25 replays to decide which of the multiple set-piece wrestling manoeuvres was clearly and obviously worthy of punishment. A fittingly decisive moment for the 2025-26 Premier League season.

[Andy Thorley @AndyMaxVolume]

I confidently predict that play offs being extended to 8th place (which is what this article is about) will not affect Stoke City

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

Classy touch really, because he could've just gone in there and made it all about him.

[Sam Crimes @CrimesSCFC]

@chelsssseeeea @SeanBrennn

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@MancityAfrica1 @SeanBrennn

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

All the advantages, none of the delivery and 10 bottom-half finishes in a row.

Hear me out: Stoke City might be the most depressing football club in England

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https://t.co/5s7TpNonYC

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Trying to figure out where you went wrong building that IKEA cupboard

[Sam Crimes @CrimesSCFC]

@SeanBrennn @manxpie86 @AccidentalP Hahahaha

[Sam Crimes @CrimesSCFC]

@SeanBrennn @mattletiss7 @grok 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sam Crimes @CrimesSCFC]

@SeanBrennn @NotThatHughes 🤣🤣🤣