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[notch @notch]

Reject AI.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

This is not a right-wing parody video

Toronto Police actually posted this

[CrimpedPanda @CrimpedP]

@PlayStation fuck you

[0HOUR1 @__0HOUR1_]

This is called racism.

30 blacks getting off on beating up the only white female officer on scene.

Racism exists just not the kind they want you to think.

[Canada Roast @CanadaRoast]

WATCH: In celebration of Canada Day, our DEI Army gave the most humiliating 21 gun salute I've ever seen.

Seriously, can this country just go ONE day without being global embarrassment??! 🇨🇦🤪

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

>Sony is killing physical discs forever
>PC gaming is completely unaffordable
>Steam deck and steam machine up by 300$
>Consoles are getting massive price hikes again
>Switch 2 still has no games
>Epic games CEO endorsing AI

2026 is the worst year for gaming in history and its not even close

[Moose on the Loose @dsimieritsch]

Mark Carney has 23 direct conflicts of interest, 4 indirect and 3 cabinet conflicts. Total of 30 conflicts of interest.

[God Empress of Mankind @nuhre_]

People who think they're being attacked because someone questions pre-ordering or dropping $100 on a single game are missing the point.

I don't care how you spend your money. I care about the precedent it sets. Every time consumers reward anti-consumer pricing and business practices, publishers see a green light to push even further. Today's $100 game becomes tomorrow's baseline.

[God Empress of Mankind @nuhre_]

GTA 6 would've made its budget back many times over even at $20 a copy. It isn't $100 because it has to be. It's $100 because they wanted to find the ceiling of what consumers would accept, and consumers immediately showed them they could push higher.

Nintendo proved the exact same thing. Companies don't set prices based on fairness. They set them based on what they can get away with.

[Marc Nixon @MarcNixon24]

While no one was looking Bill C8 was approved in the Senate

Welcome to Canada. If the government decides your SPICY meme was a threat, kiss your internet goodbye

Guess who decides if your allowed to stay on the internet or not? Gary Anandasangaree

[CrimpedPanda @CrimpedP]

@PlayPhasmo Remember when we were promised Horror 2.0 (Now "release 1.0") in 2022? I still deeply remember those days. How far off has this game come to that.
So sad to see but I'm not trying to bash.
Moving to "The Other Side" for now. Plus their shop system is 😙🤌 Not confusing at all.

[Upper Canadian Cavalier @UCCavalier]

So let me get this straight: An "incel" from Alberta decides he's going to wage war against feminism. To do this, he drives 30 hours across the country to a Jewish neighborhood in Montreal... to shoot at police officers?

This narrative checks off every classic Laurentian boogeyman in the playbook: Albertans supposedly hate Quebec, the sexually frustrated misogynist who blames women for his failures, and the gun owner wielding a non restricted firearm that somehow slipped through the Liberals' supposedly effective gun control regime. Notice how the Quebec gun control lobby has been laser focused on the SKS, the exact weapon used in this attack, for months prior? This is the exact type of false flag slop I would expect from a midwit Laurentian glowies. This isn't even believable dude.

Let's examine the tactical logic. If someone genuinely wanted to use violence against the entities they believed had wronged them, corrupt politicians, cultural Marxist professors, pornography executives, why target armed police officers in a distant city? Why not softer, more symbolically relevant targets closer to home? Driving 3,000 kilometers to shoot at the most heavily armed and trained first responders doesn't make strategic sense; it's practically suicidal in a way that guarantees maximum media coverage with minimal operational success.

The timing is equally suspect. The Liberal government has been struggling to implement their sweeping gun ban, a policy that historically only succeeds in the aftermath of high profile mass shootings. Now they're selectively releasing manifesto details several hours after the attack, perfectly positioned to exploit politically and pin everything on this convenient mythological figure: the "incel terrorist."

Consider also that the Liberals have hemorrhaged support from Jewish communities across Canada due to their tacit endorsement of rabid pro Palestinian activists who have spent months attacking, harassing, and intimidating Jewish Canadians. This attack arrives conveniently to shift the narrative away from their betrayal of Jewish voters and back onto their preferred bogeyman: the false right wing extremist threat. It is a narrative they have relied upon since the end of World War II, whenever they need to consolidate power and distract from their policy failures.

We shouldn't forget the broader political utility here. Liberal governments have always depended on maintaining an artificially constructed hostility between Western Canada and Quebec. They position themselves as the mitigator between these supposedly irreconcilable regions while both sides remain distracted from the simultaneous extraction of wealth through various embezzlement schemes.

And for those who dismiss the possibility of orchestration entirely, remember that MK ULTRA, the CIA's infamous mind control program, was partially operated in Montreal. The infrastructure for advanced psychological manipulation was developed in this very city. To believe that the same networks of power don't still employ these tactics to manufacture crises with pre packaged solutions is, at best, willfully naive.

The script is too perfect, the timing too convenient, and the boogeymen too precisely aligned with the government's immediate political needs.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

I thought people were memeing but the female cop literally shoots a random civilian then runs away and gets shot when the actual shooter attacks her

Who trains these people???

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

The female police officer in the montreal shooting appears to have panicked and shot a fleeing civillian

You can see it clearly in this video here

Just awful beyond belief

Male police officer has been pronounced dead
Shooter is also dead
Female police officer is critical

[VOTV @V0TVOFFICIAL]

@BasilTheGreat Literally the next video in my feed was this...

[JayGen 𝕏 er🇨🇦 @JayGenXer]

💥 🤯 💣 Mark Carney caught on hot mic telling the Croatian PM that his own MPs are just “useful for votes.”

Let that sink in!!

The same guy who needed floor crossers to steal a majority now openly admits he sees those seats as nothing more than vote machines.

❌ Not representatives
❌ Not voices for their constituents. Just bodies to raise their hands when he needs them.

❌ This is the contempt for Parliament and democracy we’ve been calling out for months.

❌ He doesn’t want a functioning House — he wants obedient props.

❌ To every Liberal MP (especially the ones who crossed over): this is what your leader actually thinks of you. You’re useful until you’re not.

Canadians are watching. And we’re done with the arrogance!!

#cdnpoli #Carney #LiberalFail

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

This is literally slavery

[CrimpedPanda @CrimpedP]

I hope so. This will be awesome

[CTV News @CTVNews]

Donald Trump revives ‘51st State’ threats after Canada slips into technical recession https://t.co/DMDuDaVVpW

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

SHOCKWAVES continue in Canada

after Mark Carney effectively barred provinces from leaving Canada

Quebec separatist leader Plamondon:

"Mark Carney is out of line. Provinces are free to consult their population at ANY time"

[War Correspondent @warDaniel47]

🚨 🇺🇸 BOOM! TRUMP SIGNS HISTORIC EXECUTIVE ORDER: No More Secret BIO-LABS, Frankenstein Science, Fauci Lies, or Pandemic Experiments on U.S. Soil [VIDEO]

💥 🇺🇸 President Trump signs a bombshell Executive Order shutting down gain-of-function research and secret bio-labs. Fauci under pressure. No More Playing God with American Lives!

🔥 🇺🇸 A TURNING POINT IN AMERICAN HISTORY