Ever talk to someone and they have the personality of Dasani water left out at room temperature? My dudes when someone asks what you like give specifics not, “I like all *insert topic*”. It’s so broad and bland nothing to bring to this conversation. #datinglife
Teeth should be able to heal like bones and calcify over but they don’t, since it’s bone and minerals. I hate having bad bones and even worse teeth. You know eating pizza, French toast, and pot stickers are super dangerous and will break your teeth.
A weird RuneScape memory emerged from the depths of my mind today. When I first started playing in 2000’s I couldn’t figure out how to use my spell book. This kid tried to help, but looking back he was also stupid and just tried to show me to the tutorial wizard. #runescape
I felt like a crack head earlier today when I dropped part of a clear blue tinted effect piece the size of a toothpick. Just muttering over and over “Where is the precious? We needs it!” As I moved everything in my room.
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I need a couple of meat hooks for my back, so I can straighten out my spine. This business of my spine poking organs and putting my arms to sleep is getting real frustrating.
If you are indeed a flatulent person, and don’t want to make brown roses and try to mask it with putting a dryer sheet in your bloomers to mask it. I can confirm this does not work, and can sting your bum a bit. The more you know!
I’ve had so much done to my teeth over the years. If I’ve ever had to have a dental impression, to rule me out as a suspect in a weird murder mystery. I feel like I could get away with it. Maybe I need to stop watching CSI.
I need “Under Wraps” on Disney Plus. It’s too good of a movie not to be on there. Also it needsto keep up with where I left off on “That’s so Raven” I’m not psychic, I’m crippled. #DisneyPlusfail