Brian Sweet

Absurdly disabled, manic-depressive, grumpy human disaster. Available for parties.

[Brian Sweet @Cripplor]

My son dodged more genetic bullets than Neo in the jizz matrix

[Brian Sweet @Cripplor]

!!!

[One Perfect Shot @OnePerfectShot]

This new ‘Dune’ will at least be made by talented people. https://t.co/k2NP489EnE

[Brian Sweet @Cripplor]

I haven't been on the beach since I was less than 10 years old. I'll be 39 in October, I wish I had one of these.

[CNN @CNN]

This man waited his whole life to see the ocean. Now, thanks to a special wheelchair and the generosity of his friends, his dream came true. https://t.co/R4HAbGtN0X

[Brian Sweet @Cripplor]

I think I'm having a very extended nervous breakdown.

[Brian Sweet @Cripplor]

Please lord let me live to see this day https://t.co/hoSg9jYZNi

[Brian Sweet @Cripplor]

I think I might start trying to get into Clone Hero

[Brian Sweet @Cripplor]

@triplebud You like it! I'm glad. I still haven't finished it but I'm about 60 or so hours in and I'm gonna want another metroidvania afterwards.

[Brian Sweet @Cripplor]

Hey #VideoGames twitter, I'm in the mood for more excellent #Metroidvania type games after loving Hollow Knight. Any suggestions? Preferably games with swords and magic rather than sci-fi and cyber-tech bullshit. I like fantasy more than I like hard sci-fi.

[Brian Sweet @Cripplor]

@j4yg33 Holy fuck, heroin? Isn't Demi Lovato like 12 years old or some shit?? This goes to show you how up to date your creepy internet uncle Cripplor is on popular culture nowadays...

[Brian Sweet @Cripplor]

I need this "baby sees/hears mommy/daddy for the first time" genre to be a channel on youtube. It makes me cry every time and it's easier to be a live for a little while after watching them. https://t.co/u5h3dxU85u

[🏥 Alder Hey 💙 @AlderHey]

Baby Alex was born with Bilateral Moderate Sensorineural hearing loss, making him almost deaf 😢 This is the amazing moment he is fitted with his new hearing aids and hears his mummy’s voice clearly for the first time 😍

#amazing #toocute #audiology #technology #ilovealderhey

[Brian Sweet @Cripplor]

The world needs to stop giving 4chan power to do anything in the meatspace. Keep those fuckers online like they've been for the last 10+ years. ESPECIALLY since they've morphed into deranged unironic Nazis who just want to make everyone as miserable as they are inside.

[Brian Sweet @Cripplor]

Yo @heybradwhatsup I still love you like an internet Uncle and look forward to them baby social media updates even if you deleted my whole ass off everything

[Best Music Polls 🎵🎸🎶 @BestMusicPolls_]

The GREATEST artist of the 1980's...??? (RT when voted)

[Brian Sweet @Cripplor]

[shrieking internally]

[sand ghost @moutheaters]

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[Brian Sweet @Cripplor]

@MattBodega Legit thought this was Madonna's "La Isla Bonita" for most of the run time and wasn't sure where my life was going this Sunday.

[Brian Sweet @Cripplor]

@PatKlink @Slate It's probably the most cynical thing anyone's ever done this week.

[Brian Sweet @Cripplor]

@j4yg33 @heybradwhatsup @Sattyrn @trentbabbington WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

[Brian Sweet @Cripplor]

How is every design change these app people come up with total garbage? I have huge hands, Twitter, that new bottom nav bar is gonna get absolutely molested unintentionally.

[Brian Sweet @Cripplor]

Playing #Absolver for the first time. My first encounter with a practice dummy during the tutorial, my character got stuck on the world geometry in front of the dummy and took damage until he died. Off to a great start, fellas!