Fappopotamus

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[Fappopotamus @triplebud]

I feel like Ben Grimm most days because I used to be Fantastic and now I'm just a Four

[Fappopotamus @triplebud]

Every single AI PowerPoint that leadership pulls up looks like an adult colored in a toddlers coloring book on business. Its so easy to spot AI and it SCREAMS lazy

[Bobbi @kittenaround_51]

With the kids out of school for summer this mother found a really neat way to help the kids cool off and be creative at the same time. How cool is this?

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[frogein @frogein]

somehow, this is the most cali thing ever

[Hollywood Gump @FirstNameJ0hn]

Will Sasso and Dan Soder are Macho Man Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, Andre The Giant, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rodney Dangerfield, and Robert Deniro reading Andy Rooney quotes. 😂😂😂😂

(🎥@ChrisVanVliet)

[stricture @bog_beef]

RIP LEGEND

[Fappopotamus @triplebud]

you can 100% tell who sneezed by the sound of their "voice"

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Using a 3D pen to make a Pokémon mosquito coil holder.

📹 sanago_kr

[Fappopotamus @triplebud]

When was the last time you saw a firefly?

[Fappopotamus @triplebud]

@colleen_eileen

[Fappopotamus @triplebud]

@Axton_Lunark @RealEmirHan Street Kings

[Fappopotamus @triplebud]

@myPotatoGames I'd stream it

[Fappopotamus @triplebud]

@myPotatoGames I'd be interested to stream it

[Fappopotamus @triplebud]

@nonoelleno @Ki11ersix This is NOT the way a digital community person should respond to a customer. Especially when all they're trying to do is help fix a game breaking bug @GearboxOfficial @Borderlands @DuvalMagic

[Fappopotamus @triplebud]

@myPotatoGames this looks fun!

[Fappopotamus @triplebud]

@JLazzy23 @DonLagreca fuck Drury. fuck the chase bridge. fuck these still insane ticket prices. fuck the 100 year celebrations. fuck this organization. it's not funny and I'm not laughing

[Fappopotamus @triplebud]

@mikei5811 @HLundqvist Also did it and never looked back. I won't support until Drury is gone. Tickets are STILL insane price with this trash. I've been over it for so many years.

[Fappopotamus @triplebud]

@TheWarMonitor @juliejpl fuck these assholes. I can say whatever the fuck I want to say and borrow any friends car I want. fucking losers. I fucking hate these wanna be "agents". if they ever pull this shit on me I'm dead or going to jail because things will escalate

[Jim Sciutto @jimsciutto]

Statement from the family of Alex Pretti, Michael and Susan Pretti: 

“We are heartbroken but also very angry. 

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the hero term lightly. However his last thought and act was to protect a woman. 

The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He has his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down all while being pepper sprayed. 

Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you”

[Fappopotamus @triplebud]

@elonmusk I've never once had to give ID at the Supermarket or Gas Station 🤣🤣