Cripstopher Walken

The milk’s gone bad.

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@rawsalerts Couldn’t fucking agree more kuier

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@RepYassAnsari Fuck you, bitch.

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@fadule_ Nailed russini too

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@welp_max He’s fucking his horse trainer?

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@BBQChiefs Printer really ran out of ink huh

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@GBC_Press I get it, I really do. But “if you weee only killing men, we would have no issue with this,” is starting to piss me off

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@Landeur

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@JAlfredJuicebox @DEI4WhiteGuys Gonna say that next time I see a Nigerian

“Yep that’s a niger for sure”

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@OneArmedBoh “Name your favorite baseball team.”

“Los doyers.”

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@timfarron You want to keep a poor PM because both sides are recognizing he’s poor?

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@TheAthletic @HenryBushnell If you could just fuck off for five minutes I promise everything will be just fine

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@notwhydeegee2 Well done men

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@AccentsSouthern That farm bureau hat goes hard

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@dave43law Okay but no one was trying to spell anything though?

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@LeftyWinter Yall clearly don’t know Italian women. They do this shit if you don’t get a third plate

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@TheLaikYobaz Yeah well I took a shit tougher than any chinaman I ever met so stfu Xi

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@manus_carlisle Just say, “great news.” It’s cleaner.

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@AFpost He forgot to include “free housing, open borders, tax funded transportation.”

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@xonphused Crazy there was six guys riding a remote controlled ten foot cock just eleven feet away

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@maattttbrown @SFGate Is there even one white man amongst them holy shit