Cris Alcorta

TAMUCC Alumnus. Transmission Engineer. #LiveLaughLift

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Rubius a fellow roach???

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How @SecRubio travels with his pop-tarts.

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@happyjack515 @Rainmaker1973 Just settle for disc replacement.

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Campus Marxists vs Chud Caths https://t.co/PGDz60Kfdk via @YouTube

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@TodaysNewsco @Asmongold

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@icouldntcaree He did

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Ceedee needs to be investigated

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@LouSassle716 @FearedBuck Womp womp cry harder

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Packers need Rodgers back

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@timruss2 Imagine waking up at 615am to tweet about how much you hate Trump

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@rami_lavi He’s the voice of previous Super Bowls and World Series

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@albell36 I actually enable my surround sound. Can’t be loud enough

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@NFL From slinging brick to slinging field goals

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@timruss2 Aww did the election not go your way?

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@riddimpuck I saw that too!

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This is worse than the jets game. #TNF

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replace collinsworth with snoop!

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@ChampagnephiIII Of course! With Mike McPenalty at the helm

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@MySportsUpdate They should be flagged for excessive noise

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@DrewTweetsAgain He likes them young

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@Ewobbuffet Kamala deflecting too