Crishtor

Up the Blues! COYBIG! 99%.

[NFL @NFL]

The NFL is deeply saddened by the passing of Hall of Fame coach and tight end, Mike Ditka.

Our thoughts are with his family and loved ones. ❤️

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

At the European Parliament in Strasbourg, a two-metre statue of a naked Donald Trump, covered in 23-carat gold leaf, causes outrage – but it’s still more tasteful than anything in the Oval Office (including him)

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

Again I can only apologize.
I’m not mad on this new policy of using Promoters for these events.
The events were fabulous but obviously if people don’t get what they were promised then they have a serious complaint. Ebury are wonderful but the book side is often organized by a book shop.
Please continue to make your voices heard. If you ask them to keep a list of names and emails I will try and write you something personal - a groveling apology might be fun BUT it won’t be this side of Christmas as I’m on the road in the US and then Australia.
@penguinrandom

[Leyla Hamed @leylahamed]

An Israeli fan in the stands during Ireland vs Israel says, “We lose at football, but the IDF doesn’t,” — an army that has killed more than 20,000 children in Gaza.

This is what football authorities have allowed into our stadiums and the FAI for allowing this match to go ahead.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Have a wonderful birthday, Thiago Silva. 💙🇧🇷

[KingDrogba@ChelseaFC @Nithinkottaram]

@MatchDCentral

[FuryXVI ✝️ @FuryXVI]

@MatchDCentral

[Anton Gospodinov @Guspa67]

@MatchDCentral

[Hassaan Ghafar @Hassaan_Ghafar]

@MatchDCentral

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

This ardent fan came from Kentucky and said he’d waited 27 years to get me to sign his leg. I’m the final Python to sign. His entire leg is covered in Python images. Amazing.

[Pink Floyd @pinkfloyd]

Many happy returns to Roger Waters, who celebrates his 83rd birthday today. One of the founding members of Pink Floyd, he left in late 1985 to pursue a successful solo career, including some spectacular live presentations such as the more than 200 date The Wall Live. Happy birthday, Roger!

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Chelsea’s 2026 summer transfer window has been INSANE:

✅ IN:
🔸 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Morgan Rogers — £119M
🔸 🇫🇷 Maxence Lacroix — £53M
🔸 🇮🇹 Marco Palestra — £49M
🔸 🇵🇹 Geovany Quenda — £44M
🔸 🇦🇷 Valentin Barco — £35M
🔸 🇳🇱 Emmanuel Emegha — £22M
🔸 🇪🇸 Pep Chavarria — £16M
🔸 🇧🇷 Denner — £9M
🔸 🇦🇷 Emiliano Martínez — £8M
🔸 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Danny Welbeck — £5M
🔸 🇰🇿 Dastan Satpayev — £3M
🔸 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jordan Henderson — FREE

❌ OUT:
🔸 🇦🇷 Enzo Fernández — £121M
🔸 🇧🇷 Andrey Santos — £49M
🔸 🇸🇳 Nicolas Jackson — £48M
🔸 🇪🇸 Marc Cucurella — £47M
🔸 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Liam Delap — £45M
🔸 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Trevoh Chalobah — £26M
🔸 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿 Tyrique George — £18M
🔸 🇪🇸 Marc Guiu — £13M
🔸 🇫🇷 Benoît Badiashile — £3M loan fee
🔸 🇨🇮 David Datro Fofana — £2M
🔸 🇧🇷 Deivid Washington — £14M

💸 Spent: £363M
💰 Sales: £386M
📊 Net: £23M PROFIT

Chelsea have generated over £386M from player sales this summer. 💰

[John Cusack @johncusack]

You will know - there will be an Accounting

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Robben! 🤩

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In 2021, a Danish museum gave 534,000 kroner in cash to artist Jens Haaning who was supposed to display it in two glass frames in another museum. The artist pocketed the cash, sent two empty frames to the museum, and changed the title of the artwork to ‘Take the Money and Run’.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Robert De Niro: “The Executive Branch has descended into a cesspool of corruption, stupidity, and cruelty led by a malignant narcissist. The Congressional Branch is a joke of course driven by fear. And the Judicial Branch, which should be the bulwark against the downfall of other branches is crumbling led by Trump’s compliant justices on the Supreme Court”

[Luke 'Ming' Flanagan @lukeming]

Ireland going to play football against a country like this. No one should ever watch them again if they do. The @FAIreland cannot ignore this sh1t.

[max tempers @maxtempers]

We could've avoided weeks of drought by just scheduling test matches earlier.