Crispy Chum

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[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

We eating good tonight.

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“Ted, do you want to paint a traffic island with me”

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Keir Starmer is complicit.

We will never forget.

[Sportsweek @Sportsweek]

Twenty years ago today. It was not a day for the faint hearted!

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

Hero

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

ELON MUSK TO THE WORLD!

[Crispy Chum @Crispy_Chum]

@GlennyRodge @trouteyes @DQStuff I think this might have legs.

[John Lewis @JohnLewisEU]

He even stands on the bus like a cunt
#30pLee

[Kevin Maguire @Kevin_Maguire]

Cruel, callous, smearing, stigmatising, dehumanising and cutting plans to axe benefits for people with anxiety or depression - as part of a wider assault on the welfare state with vouchers replacing cash - is a traditional Tory tactic to divide and rule. https://t.co/RS1ey3gMMU

[Dr. Iyad Sultan @isultan1972]

A message to #Netanyahu from @BernieSanders: what is antisemitism?

[Crispy Chum @Crispy_Chum]

@trouteyes Pigein

[Crispy Chum @Crispy_Chum]

@DQStuff You?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Everyone in work calls me Dave. Drives me insane. My name is David. I always introduce myself as David. My email signature is David. What nearly tipped me over the edge is when they bought me a personalised mug for my birthday, with, yes you guessed it, DAVE written on it.

[Jason Pedlow 💙 @JasonPedlow]

Earn less than £29k?

Jeremy Hunt just put up your taxes.

Remember to show your appreciation at the ballot box.

[Richard Murphy @RichardJMurphy]

If the price of something was £100 in 2021 and inflation was 10% in 2022 then the price went up to £110. If inflation is now about 7% that does not mean the price in 2023 is £107. It is £117.70 now. Listening to the media and politicians you would not know that.

[Stephen Knight 🎙️ @GSpellchecker]

Isn't it funny how people only bend over backwards to virtue-signal about LGBT rights in places where they already exist?

'Jordan Henderson has confirmed he would not risk disrespecting “the religion and culture in Saudi Arabia” by wearing rainbow laces or a rainbow captain's armband'

Which is to say he has no desire to disrespect murderous homophobes

https://t.co/skYFgrbWlT

[Crispy Chum @Crispy_Chum]

Did he steal something from the canteen?

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

The story behind it is particularly grim 🤢

https://t.co/kLRSkS9BHT

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

I once had a friend who wouldn’t let the guy she was dating see her without make-up in case he went off her…

She finally did when they were official

…and that’s what I’m hoping the Labour strategy is.