Dead Boy

im just a hydrated guy

[Dead Boy @Crispybroccoli]

His death will be the second (first by pure numbers) most celebrated death in human history. That’s wild.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[🇮🇴WilliamTheBonqueror @BillTheKid1603]

Why is the best guitar riff ever in a song about selling microwave ovens

[Dead Boy @Crispybroccoli]

I really love playing live music

[RacePope🦅🇺🇸⚒️🏗️🏭 @RacePopeIII]

TRON: Legacy was a very formative movie for me

[Dead Boy @Crispybroccoli]

@Timoldland Porche has followed the same design concept since the 40s and they break it for shit like this…

[jackie 🐝 @tzukima]

we are not even halfway through the year and mercedes has already redefined how hideously grotesque the automobile can be at least 3 times

[Dead Boy @Crispybroccoli]

@churchgoth just wanna say I’ve been following you for like, ever ever, and you’re super cool and it’s been neat seeing you flourish (:

[Dead Boy @Crispybroccoli]

@churchgoth Looking so sick

[Dead Boy @Crispybroccoli]

Every day I log on to see everybody losing their shit “he did something illegal!!!” Ok bro yeah it’s every day and nobody is doing anything so it’s gonna keep being every day

[FALLOUT⚡️ @falloutonprime]

Okie dokie, please welcome Aaron Paul to Season Three!!!

[Dead Boy @Crispybroccoli]

I can’t believe that Elon just has to say that teslas are safe, convincing people to buy them, when a simple online search will reveal that they are the deadliest cars on the road - by a wide margin.

[Dead Boy @Crispybroccoli]

@krassenstein Teslas are statistically the LEAST safe vehicles on the road but ok

[Dead Boy @Crispybroccoli]

@trndytrndy Oh yeah, that’s be bad stuff 🎶

[Dead Boy @Crispybroccoli]

@katie_dey They lose a lot of high end, but get a gentle, warm bump in the mids. Overall a kind of subdued, mellowed out tone.

[frye @___frye]

has RFK tried just coughing really hard

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Truck Mounted Attenuators are engineered to get rear-ended. There is a human sitting inside.

A TMA is a $50,000 sacrificial vehicle. The entire back end is an aluminum honeycomb cartridge that crushes in a controlled sequence, absorbing the kinetic energy of a 4,000-pound vehicle at 70 mph so the work crew ahead stays alive.

The driver parks the truck behind a pothole patching crew. Watches the mirrors. Waits to absorb whatever comes.

Missouri owns more than 500 of these. 50 hits last year works out to roughly one per week, every week, in a single state. Each replacement runs $50K. That is ~$2.5 million in destroyed vehicles in 2025 alone.

Every hit is a driver moving fast enough on a highway that they never saw a full-size truck with a flashing arrow board, LED signals, and a crash cushion sticking off the back. One motorist hit a MoDOT TMA at 70 mph with no brake marks on the record.

The average text takes five seconds to read. At 55 mph that is more than a football field driven blind. Missouri passed a hands-free law in 2023 because the baseline for driver attention dropped far enough that road crews could not safely repair a pothole without a sacrificial vehicle between them and traffic.

TMAs exist as a physical admission that on any given highway, a meaningful share of drivers are not looking at the road. 50 hits a year is what that costs to absorb.

[Dead Boy @Crispybroccoli]

What does he think the % drop is if it goes to $1?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction."

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction."

[Dead Boy @Crispybroccoli]

@churchgoth Oh my gosh

[Dead Boy @Crispybroccoli]

@LN2_R0gue Imma smash it when the e-bike event comes up. Nothing over 750W baby.