Definitely Danny

Snorlax by day, hero by night.

[Definitely Danny @SemperWry]

I am begging you all to look at the entire image. Alternate site information enclosed. I put work into this!

[Definitely Danny @SemperWry]

This place isn't going anywhere, but I'll be here less.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump suggests January 6 was an inside job: "The FBI said, 'Go in, Go in!'"

(Trump in fact was president during January 6 and he hand-picked the leader of the FBI.)

[Definitely Danny @SemperWry]

Pelley: Bari Weiss is trying to murder 60 Minutes!

Weiss and Bilton: That's absurd, no we're not. Also you're fired.

[Dylan Byers @DylanByers]

#BREAK: CBS NEWS has terminated Scott Pelley's contract.

[Definitely Danny @SemperWry]

Can't wait to see how Santa Monica Studio depicts the prophet Mohammed in the God of War after the next.

[Definitely Danny @SemperWry]

In case anyone was wondering why I didn't take a victory lap when press was reporting the admin was dropping the domestic terrorism slush fund. My legal challenges will continue.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

MENG: Are you going to issue a new memo in writing rescinding the weaponization fund?

BLANCHE: I'm not committing to putting anything in writing. What would the purpose be?

MENG: You established it in writing, so it makes sense to rescind it in writing

BLANCHE: Ok. I'm not committing to doing anything in writing.

[Definitely Danny @SemperWry]

30 year Master Sergeant addressing a new 2nd Lt energy.

[Andrew Tavani @andrewtavani]

Scott Pelley is 68 years old. The vast majority of American teenagers wouldn't speak to a superior--say a teacher or a boss--like this. Let alone a brand new boss. In what backwards world does an individual of this age not understand basic human decency? https://t.co/II2raTMKGC

[Definitely Danny @SemperWry]

*Beastie Boys cadence*

Ohhhhh my name's Big D and I'm here to
SAY

My 401
KAY
is doin'
OH-KAY

I need to take my ride to the shop
TO-DAY

but the price ain't bad when you drive a
HYUN-DAI

[Definitely Danny @SemperWry]

Rappers only ever rap about how rich or how poor they are. No one ever raps about being middle class.

[Definitely Danny @SemperWry]

Rappers only ever rap about how rich or how poor they are. No one ever raps about being middle class.

[Definitely Danny @SemperWry]

I endeavor to live my truth without shame, but perhaps a little bit more shame than the guy wearing the Akatsuki crocs at the airport.

[Definitely Danny @SemperWry]

We hebben een serieus probleem

[Definitely Danny @SemperWry]

A shockingly erudite insult: the Fugk is a avian raptor native to Paupa New Guiniea and is known for preying on the young of the various mammals of the region.

[Tom Dreisbach @TomDreisbach]

Love to hear from fans on this site.

[Definitely Danny @SemperWry]

Georgie Step canceled tomorrow, they're gonna run with Iran. Sleep in.

[Definitely Danny @SemperWry]

Join Harry and I tomorrow morning in the 9am ET hour with George Stephanopoulos. I will have essentially been awake for 21 hours. I do not get paid to do this.

[Definitely Danny @SemperWry]

George Step canceled tomorrow, they're gonna run with Iran. Sleep in.

[Definitely Danny @SemperWry]

Join Harry and I tomorrow morning in the 9am ET hour with George Stephanopoulos. I will have essentially been awake for 21 hours. I do not get paid to do this.

[Definitely Danny @SemperWry]

@DontBotherKeiti I calls em likes I sees em.

[Definitely Danny @SemperWry]

If it were less mean I'm 94% sure Colbert would have made a joke saying Jack White was Grima Wormtongue.

[Matthew Keys @MatthewKeysLive]

Just one day after ending "The Late Show" on CBS, Stephen Colbert returned to TV — to host a public access show with rocker Jack White in Monroe, Michigan.

Appearances by Jeff Daniels, Eminem and Steve Buscemi.

[Definitely Danny @SemperWry]

That's weird; he told reporters he had nothing to do with the fund. Now he's saying he gave up a lot of money "allowing" it.

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Amid major backlash from the GOP, Trump defends the new $1.8 billion DOJ fund.

[Definitely Danny @SemperWry]

“There’s only one group that almost always supports the police and it’s a dynamic, always shifting group. It’s people who are in crisis. People who are desperate... they support the police most of the time.”

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

OPINION: Officer Daniel Hodges is one of the 150 cops brutalized on Jan. 6. And now his own tax dollars may go to the man who crushed him violently despite his screams of agony.
https://t.co/rilevgEPbq

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

every hero in Watchmen is a fascist. thats the point

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

@Acyn @MacFarlaneNews Here’s what Ralph Norman said back then-

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

Found a Republican who supports the Trump $1.7 billion taxpayer-funded pot of money for convicted crooks and rioters

Rep Ralph Norman (R-SC) says Jan 6 was “made up”