Critical Fumble

Because some never roll higher than a 1.

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Just because the flags aren't flying doesn't mean the ones that hoisted them before stopped believing or spreading the message.

Looking at you, Oblivion "Remaster". Looking at you.

[LearningTheLaw ✝️ @Mangalawyer]

The Latest Bioware game was made by a man in a dress my brother.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

"Woke 1" was trans hysteria and race riots.

"Woke 2" is full on communism.

The Left is getting more extreme, not less. Now they're just being slightly more strategic.

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@madcap412 No, the devs who were let go because of him should sue. Blizzard was complicit in laying them off; they won't bother.

[LearningTheLaw ✝️ @Mangalawyer]

Jason Schreier: "Nice culture of white and Asian chuds you have there, Blizzard- 2010s

I don't see any non-binary characters, or Neurodivergent semite-elf characters. What is going on?

It would be a shame if we destroyed your traditional male gaming culture by fabricating lies

[Connor Tomlinson @Con_Tomlinson]

After the week my wife has had, I don't blame them.

Recent hires have a poor grasp of English, lack compassion, are incompetent, frequently found to have fraudulent qualifications, and are responsible for the rise in NHS medical malpractice payouts.

Wanting a nurse to understand your illness isn't "racism", it's a basic requirement for treatment. I'd rather be "racist" than dead.

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

We’re starting to see Democrats openly declare that everything they were saying between 2018 and 2023 is now out of bounds for criticism, like it was all one giant oopsie that they get to erase from the public’s collective consciousness.

These people showed us their true colors at a time when they believed they had permanently won. They acted the way they did because they thought they could get away with it.

They never expected any backlash, and now that one has arrived, they want to pretend like they didn’t actually mean it when they said they hated Whites, hated men, hated this country, hated Western Civilization, and wanted to “decolonize” it all for the sake of their oikophobic ideology.

No, you don’t get a pass. When someone shows us who they are, believe them.

[Connor Tomlinson @Con_Tomlinson]

My wife just spent four hours waiting in Urgent Care at the nearest hospital, on the advice of the NHS Maternity Service, because she's showing signs of preeclampsia. Can lead to fatal blood clots. She's a high-risk pregnancy.

Seen by an African nurse who barely speaks English, and makes multiple spellings errors in her notes and hospital letter.

After four hours of waiting, she's seen by a doctor — who tells her to make her own way to another hospital to wait in the Accident & Emergency department to get tested there instead.

Comes home and calls the hospital, who transfers her to a maternity service, also staffed by an African woman with an indecipherable accent, totally indifferent to the urgency of the situation. Tells her to come into the hospital and wait.

We went to this same hospital months ago, when we thought she had miscarried. Took seven hours to see us, and after telling us twice we had probably lost the baby, they did an ultrasound which showed she was fine. Somehow, they managed to miss A SECOND BABY with the ultrasound, though.

So now she's in A&E for another few hours, either for a life-threatening condition that's getting worse while she waits, or for something a quick scan and an Aspirin prescription will fix in moments.

No wonder maternal mortality has increased.

The incompetence, inefficiency, waste, and negligence in NHS maternity services is astounding. It's not just strain on the system from demand: it's that frontline staff are not compassionate or qualified.

Nobody seems willing to criticise this because it's mean, but so many people who interact with NHS services have a bad story.

It doesn't have to be like this. I don't care what needs to change to make it work. Just make it fit for purpose.

[The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind - GotY Edition @MorrowindGOTY]

>NO DEVS
>NO GAMES

NIGGA WHAT GAMES 😭😭😭

TEN YEARS AND YOU MFERS RELEASED TWO FLOPS AND SOME SHITTY MOBILE GAMES, ONE OF WHICH IS DEAD

[Alex Baldwin @a_baldwin]

"Why can't we be murdered by people that are politically acceptable to hate?"

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Microsoft’s Indian CEO just fired 3,200 American workers while filing for 5,000 new H-1B visas. This is exactly why any company that does mass layoffs should be banned from hiring H-1Bs to replace them.

Companies are undercutting loyal American employees to bring in cheaper foreign labor, and the result is worse products and the destruction of our tech industry. This is not free market success. It is civilizational suicide.

Trump needs to implement a simple rule: if you lay off American workers, you lose the ability to hire H-1Bs. Protecting our own people first is basic common sense.

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@Forgebel @pumpketo How I would've done it:

- Agent choice is locked after the selection screen. (Preserves the twist and doesn't anger buyers.)
- The "human" name is used where possible until...
- The reveal, after which, the agent you chose is renamed to "Aegiomon's Avatar - Male/Female Form".

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@Forgebel @pumpketo And this isn't the only time Digimon has used that twist.

Appli Monsters used it, but you knew something was wrong by the end of Episode 1, so the tension was waiting to find out when the truth was going to be revealed.

This game just used "Body Type A/B" because others are.

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@pumpketo Stolen valor. How typical.

You didn't know Dan/Kanan were manifestations of a Digimon until that twist was revealed.

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@GrandBirdMan @DAKKADAKKA1 Past quality doesn't excuse present or future lapses in same.

Keep sucking his schlong, though. You lot are good for that at least.

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

>modern obsidian

Pass.

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@springfieldduck @BBarmont @Grummz Who wouldn't block you? Judging from this thread, you're just being a chump and a defeatist, like a lot of tourists in gaming are, with some shilling to top it off.

Try being less of a newfag, thanks.

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

Liberals truly have lost the ability to understand why anyone would reject their worldview. It’s always just pure hatred and bigotry.

“It’s just a little pin. Why are you so upset? Don’t you know how irrelevant your existence truly is?”

If human existence is cosmically insignificant, then why celebrate Pride Month? Why celebrate anything? Why defend any moral cause? Or fight for anything at all?

If nothing truly matters, then Pride Month doesn’t matter either.

And yet, despite how fleeting and irrelevant you say existence is, people like you are always willing to signal over and over again that it DOES matter, and you’re willing to fight tooth and nail to make it mainstream.

Every single person who sees this knows it isn’t just a pin and that it isn’t irrelevant. No one is ever going to sacrifice friendships, family, audiences, followers, or their social standing for something as irrelevant as a pin.

If it were “just a pin”, then corporations wouldn’t be issuing them and employees wouldn’t be pressured into wearing them. And YOU wouldn’t be making such an emotional diatribe about how important this is to you either.

People are upset because they see how disingenuous this line of argumentation is, and it happens over and over again. Liberals will tear down grand narratives and higher truths and declare everything to be meaningless and irrelevant, and then they’ll turn around and construct a new higher truth that everyone has to accept and ask “why do you even care?”