Talking to a trans girl at the gay bar,
Says "I didn't douche tonight is that okay?"
Who you calling a douche mate?
Knocked the dumb cunt flat on her arse.
Proper deadly punch.
Absolute 🔔end.
sending my 2 star boner to the “Hentai Matsuri” smart board live audience and clocking into my double shift at dunkin donuts ready to die at any moment