Crooky

Long suffering follower of @ReadingFC. Known to be sound if you’re into sports, drinking, or a dog.

[Crooky @Crook1871]

Jon Champion on commentary: “Raul Jimenez, at the ripe old age of 35!…”

Me sitting on the sofa with my beer at 34:

#MEXRSA

[Crooky @Crook1871]

Probably sexist but the ref is absolutely dodging all the big calls in this game, doesn’t want the grief for sure. #ENGCRC

[Crooky @Crook1871]

I’m sorry but how is pushing someone in the box not a foul? Anywhere else on the pitch it’s given… also, why has she blown at 4 mins when she took 2 staring at the screen, shambles. #ENGCRC

[Crooky @Crook1871]

Madueke’s one of those who’s great at cage footy but so wasteful & no end product 🤦🏻‍♂️ #ENGCRC

[Crooky @Crook1871]

Those two minutes we lost commentary were the highlight of this World Cup so far for me. #ENGCRC

[Crooky @Crook1871]

If he actually cared he wouldn’t take in every Tory he can 😂 hypocritical bastard.

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

The horror of what you have seen in Belfast is a direct result of treacherous Tory and Labour immigration policy.

Reform has already announced a TOTAL BAN ON VISAS FOR ANYONE FROM SUDAN.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

[Crooky @Crook1871]

I’m certain one day there’ll be a tipping point, there has to be. It can’t go on like this.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: A man has been arrested after an attempted beheading of another man in north Belfast tonight

[Crooky @Crook1871]

@RyanGthfc @SMGriff11 Wouldn’t be surprised if he meant to hit it into the ground tbf 😂

[Crooky @Crook1871]

I love this man with every fibre of my being.

[England @England]

That laugh 😂

Harry Kane's in the mood 🔥

[Crooky @Crook1871]

One of the best days of my life 😍

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

The best and loudest Wembley has ever been this day. Unbelievable from start to finish. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Crooky @Crook1871]

I know it’s a charity match but is this ref too out of breath to blow her whistle? 😂 the paying crowd want to see some goals you tugboat. #SoccerAid

[Crooky @Crook1871]

Wayne Rooney following the legendary Ricky Hatton in being able to shift weight at the drop of a hat, lad is looking trim! #SoccerAid

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Scoring a pressure penalty in a huge final as a defender isn’t for everyone

[Sarah @kokeshimum]

The absolute audacity of these cunts.

They introduced the legislation ffs.

Them. The Conservative party. Tje Tories.

In 2021.

[Crooky @Crook1871]

Sorry Tuchel but how the FUCK are you not putting Wharton in the England squad? Joke of a player. #UECL #CRYRAY

[Crooky @Crook1871]

Mad how it’s so clear to see who is a dickhead or not just by how they receive their PL medal. #PremierLeague #Arsenal

[hammy. @iamhamesh]

boomers who get free travel on buses don’t want children to get same perk for just one month.

[Tom @tomvinall00]

FIVE YEARS LATER we’re in the same situation 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Crooky @Crook1871]

@7r00tas @bennagle17 We’re in 2026 that means fuck all. No player in the England squad has scored a hat trick in a World Cup final so better call up Geoff Hurst while we’re at it…

[Crooky @Crook1871]

@J_BLB93 😂 someone get on the phone to Nigel Winterburn

[Crooky @Crook1871]

Now this is insane, who the fuck is actually included?!

[Alex Crook ⚽️🎙 @alex_crook]

Turns out there is no place for Lewis Hall. I am shocked at that one @talkSPORT