Crooked Scoreboard

Keeping score of (mostly) sports.

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We’re calling it, with 5 minutes to go, the winners of the #nbafinals2018 are the @warriors!

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Who’s going win game 2 of the #nbafinals2018?

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“Yo Warriors, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Lebron James is putting on one of the greatest playoff performances ever!”
-Kanye West (paraphrased) #nbafinals2018

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Dear @Mariners you are total jerks. Ichiro wasn’t even below the Mendoza Line. Couldn’t you have at least waited a week to let Ohtani face Ichiro? I guess not because you guys are total jerkoffs.

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[Andrés Alvarez @NerdNumbers]

Alright, you want to beat the Warriors in a best of 7. Your choices:

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Remembering the attacks on Paris two years ago: https://t.co/yzsUReWQfz

[Athletics @Athletics]

Hey @angels, you can finally fit your whole name. https://t.co/RvIZlpguzO

[Daily Bruin @dailybruin]

Three UCLA men's basketball freshmen – including LiAngelo Ball – were arrested in China.
Updated story: https://t.co/oTfTkggRQd

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Congrats to the Astros!

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What the hell was that Duracell commercial? #WorldSeries2017

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This sounds just as painful as it looks... https://t.co/qmUMlkTDrM

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Our marketing lead is forcing us to read up on making paper airplanes because he this. https://t.co/7pWFBKsxmN

[Houston @AndyHoust]

You know England are shite when a plane landing in the net gets the biggest cheer 😂 #England #ENGSLO

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What type of article would you read about Bartolo Colon?

[Jason Rogers @HeyJayJRogers]

@CrookedScore I watch hockey to weaken my heart, so that I have fewer years to spend watching hockey, which is bad for my heart.

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@HeyJayJRogers saw this and wanted to make sure you were informed: https://t.co/xApY2jq2Eg

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This is the type of crazy that will turn out extremely good or really really horribly bad. https://t.co/T07WTmq73k

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

LaVar Ball says he's going to pull son LaMelo from Chino Hills and home-school and train him personally https://t.co/aVRsIJOWF1

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@ElNuevoDia @realDonaldTrump Based on this footage, we have to admit @realDonaldTrump has a pretty good shooting stroke.

[El Nuevo Día @ElNuevoDia]

.@realDonaldTrump entrega suministros durante su visita a la isla. #TrumpPuertoRico #huracánMaría

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A perspective on Brett Favre endorsements: https://t.co/WHmpangJeI