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he/him | 🦀, 🦑, sometimes 🦐| very uncool you wouldn’t download a car

[kel ❤️‍🔥 @keldotlauren]

trump almost getting assassinated & biden getting covid in the same week is the most american thing imaginable. almost getting killed by something they both pretended to not be a problem is poetic — no one doin it like us fr

[JT Chapman 🇵🇸 @_SecondThought]

A few years back I worked on a documentary about the inevitable end of the Marshall Islands. This is the future for countless communities around the world. Capitalism is the prime driver of climate change, and capitalism is neither willing nor able to stop it.

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

oh, but you guys couldn’t wear a fucking mask in the grocery store for 15 minutes

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

The legal max a person can donate to a candidate is $3300.

But, when billionaires like Elon Musk exploit our broken campaign finance laws to donate $45 million a month to a candidate, we’re no longer a democracy and it’s no longer an election — it’s an oligarchy and an auction.

[Matt Williams @pixelpreaching]

jd vance grew up 15 minutes from where i did so the fact that he called his book "hillbilly elegy" will never not be insanely funny to me, like dude you grew up in the suburbs of western ohio

[Sebastian Murdock @SebastianMurdoc]

this dude challenged mark zuckerberg to a fight then immediately backed out when he realized zuck was going to rock him

[rachel @rachelmillman]

open the SCHOOLS

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

If you frame it as “why did the interests of Walmart get better served than those of poor people” then it loses some of the enigma

[Hello it is me Kira :)🍉 @kirabira]

Hell yeah, brother, coolest crime possible. Free my guy

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

This is a fucking insane thing to say when one of the bullets that missed Trump went directly into the brain of an audience member

[tara @proletarat]

“This pic will be in future history books”

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

biden: [clearing his throat for eight minutes] dr king has been shot

[justin butlag @nothinbutlag]

WILL SMITH SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK??????

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

trump: *waking up* wheres joe biden?
surgeon: who do you think gave you the ear 💕

[Eli Valley @elivalley]

We interrupt the genocide to condemn political violence