Dirk

It happens

[Dirk @DelaneyDirk]

Today in the middle of the class lecture:

Girl: “Professor, it’s been a stressful day and I need a cig. Can I go smoke one real quick?”

Professor: “You know what, I need one too. Class dismissed.”

We got out an hour early because of this.

[Dirk @DelaneyDirk]

Ramen never fails to impress, especially with its endlessly gratifying texture.

[Dirk @DelaneyDirk]

I take hold of a shopping cart and guide it down the aisles, selecting the essentials I require—milk, eggs, bread, and vegetables.

[Dirk @DelaneyDirk]

Lila carefully secured the vines to the stakes, ensuring they received the necessary support to climb upward.

[Dirk @DelaneyDirk]

With a gentle smile, Lila understood that each journey, every morsel, and all the recollections were precious offerings, treasures she would hold dear for all time.

[Nate @rabbitcs1]

Just unboxed a knife in a league server lmao

[victoria @vicgardnerr]

i don’t see a correlation. rosa parks refusing to give up her seat sparked an entire civil rights movement. what’s next, running away from home during this makes me harriet tubman? stfu

[fine artist @shittydrawn]

@PsychdelicPics

[NVIDIA GeForce @NVIDIAGeForce]

This is the best thing we've ever seen.

Thank you, Keanu.

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[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Right in the jellies. #DetectivePikachu

[matt robbins @savingsharks]

Maybe Thanos was on to something

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I finally agree with @Cher!

[キアラ🎴 @keyareuhh_]

Hi im a vb citizen and im afraid of Something in the Water because people are going to get all of their garbage in the ocean and not give a shit

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

While the press doesn’t like writing about it, nor do I need them to, I donate my yearly Presidential salary of $400,000.00 to different agencies throughout the year, this to Homeland Security. If I didn’t do it there would be hell to pay from the FAKE NEWS MEDIA!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😅 thank goodness it’s not November

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Send me hot pics & I’ll be right over 😉

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Just bought https://t.co/LJJCD7BAgX oh yeah

[Bri 💜 @DollaSignBri]

Norfolk, Va 😍😍😍

[Mads 🐙 @madele1ne_]

Lmaaooooo